User:President Barack Obama
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Due to pressing duties, such as killing Libyans, Afghans, and other freaks of nature, and my upcoming reelection campaign which will take up much of my free time for awhile, I must now retire from your fine website. I enjoyed meeting everyone here, except Black Flamingo, and wish you all well in the future. If there are any Americans here (British subjects seem to be quite the colonizers on the site), please vote for me in 2012. I consider my one article here to be the best work of my presidency, and everyone made that possible. Except Black Flamingo. Fare thee well, and may Democracy rule your life up until we get the camps up and running.
- President Barack Obama 00:00 6-6-'11
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