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Velociraptor
Velociraptor 1
Scientific classification
Kingdom Magnolia, whoops, i mean Mongolia
Phylum Death Raptor
Class Demonica
Order Order of Scary Things
Family It will kill yours
Genus Not quite, but still very smart
Species annihilatian
Binomial name
NCC1701D
Specifications
Primary armament Pirahna fish
Secondary armament The Arbiter
Power supply Your mum
Health 500
Mana Over 9000
Strength 750
Intelligence 450
Weight Varies
Length Varies
Special attack Resistant to Australians.
Conservation status
Very Very Common
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