User:Prehistory96/taxobox
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| Velociraptor | |
|---|---|
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| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom | Magnolia, whoops, i mean Mongolia |
| Phylum | Death Raptor |
| Class | Demonica |
| Order | Order of Scary Things |
| Family | It will kill yours |
| Genus | Not quite, but still very smart |
| Species | annihilatian |
| Binomial name | |
| NCC1701D | |
| Specifications | |
| Primary armament | Pirahna fish |
| Secondary armament | The Arbiter |
| Power supply | Your mum |
| Health | 500 |
| Mana | Over 9000 |
| Strength | 750 |
| Intelligence | 450 |
| Weight | Varies |
| Length | Varies |
| Special attack | Resistant to Australians. |
| Conservation status | |
| Very Very Common | |
