User:PopGoesTheWeasel/Sexual Warning

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Sexual Warning at it's best.

Sexual Warning is the act of making use of sexual arousal before rape. Unlike Subliminal stimuli, however, this action is used on victims to show them that they are screwed, with no way out and not showing them that they going to do something pleasent.

Such acts will incude flashing your tongue out and licking an imaginary penis along with knitting your eyebrows and jabbing at the erogenous zone of the victim. This will make the victim unconsciously smile and approach the subject comitting sexual warning. This is the reason to why sexual warnings has been praised for strategically striking a soft spot in the victim, allowing the victim to act like a complete dumbass.

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