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Lets see...I'm a paranoid nutjob and either a heavy social drinker or light alcoholic. I also have a warped sense of humor.
17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.
ao-L Thith uther thpeakth AOLer with a really thexy lithp.
en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
enr-4 This user speaks Engrish at a near-native level.
fr-G This user does not speak Français and furthermore believes Français to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Français.
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.
ns-E This user only speaks Newspeak because it was a required course in school.
tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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