> pwn noob
Unfortunately, your pwnage stat isn't high enough to deal pwn damage. However, the noob's pwnage stat is. The noob retaliates with "Ray of Ultimate Noob" that does Eleventy Billion pwn damage.
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Would you like to burn, burn a road, or burn this road of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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