> pwn noob
Unfortunately, your pwnage stat isn't high enough to deal pwn damage. However, the noob's pwnage stat is. The noob retaliates with "Ray of Ultimate Noob" that does 999,999 pwn damage.
pissed on ***
Would you like to rinse, rinse a facepalm, or rinse this facepalm of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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