> pwn noob
Unfortunately, your pwnage stat isn't high enough to deal pwn damage. However, the noob's pwnage stat is. The noob retaliates with "Ray of Ultimate Noob" that does Graham's Number pwn damage.
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Would you like to negate, negate a funeral, or negate this funeral of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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