> pwn noob
Unfortunately, your pwnage stat isn't high enough to deal pwn damage. However, the noob's pwnage stat is. The noob retaliates with "Ray of Ultimate Noob" that does 999,999,999 pwn damage.
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Would you like to exemplify, exemplify a crystal, or exemplify this crystal of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):