User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/pwnnoob

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 Room Score: 9 and 3/4 Moves: 9 and 3/4

> pwn noob

Unfortunately, your pwnage stat isn't high enough to deal pwn damage. However, the noob's pwnage stat is. The noob retaliates with "Ray of Ultimate Noob" that does Eleventy Billion pwn damage.

*** You've been

suffocated ***

Would you like to hack, slash, & burn, hack, slash, & burn a cheval-de-frise, or hack, slash, & burn this cheval-de-frise of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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