> pwn noob
Unfortunately, your pwnage stat isn't high enough to deal pwn damage. However, the noob's pwnage stat is. The noob retaliates with "Ray of Ultimate Noob" that does 999,999 pwn damage.
electric chair'd ***
Would you like to ruminate, ruminate a blow-up doll, or ruminate this blow-up doll of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):