> pwn noob
Unfortunately, your pwnage stat isn't high enough to deal pwn damage. However, the noob's pwnage stat is. The noob retaliates with "Ray of Ultimate Noob" that does 999,999 pwn damage.
Avada Kedavra'd ***
Would you like to absorb, absorb a suicide bomber, or absorb this suicide bomber of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):