User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/eurg

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 Eurg Score: n Moves: n

> examine eurg

Man, you've never played this game before, have you? The eurg is smooth and blue, and it devours you before you have a chance to scream. It then belches you back up onto its nest, and its children eat you.

*** You've been

moved to the bottom of the food chain ***

Would you like to ruffle, ruffle a xenomorph, or ruffle this xenomorph of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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