Man, you've never played this game before, have you? The eurg is smooth and blue, and it devours you before you have a chance to scream. It then belches you back up onto its nest, and its children eat you.
*** You've been
caught stepping on the red zone ***
Would you like to jiggle, jiggle a piñata, or jiggle this piñata of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):