User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/eurg

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 Eurg Score: 500 Moves: 500

> examine eurg

Man, you've never played this game before, have you? The eurg is smooth and blue, and it devours you before you have a chance to scream. It then belches you back up onto its nest, and its children eat you.

*** You've been

kicked in the nuts ***

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