User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

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 Mededipotatotion Score: 31,337 Moves: 31,337

> meditate

You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things?

You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Quillboar, a Wyvern, and a caucus of wombles.

*** You've been

painted black ***

Would you like to jam, jam a stripper, or jam this stripper of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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