User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

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 Mededipotatotion Score: 30 Moves: 30

> meditate

You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things?

You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Thanoi, the combined might and weapons of the Soviet people pushing back the invading German army, and a House Elf.

*** You've been

flushed down, down, down ***

Would you like to subtract, subtract a Tanner Thompson, or subtract this Tanner Thompson of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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