User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

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> meditate

You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things?

You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Hammer Beast, a Drudge, and a bunyip.

*** You've been

lightning bolted ***

Would you like to employ, employ a llama, or employ this llama of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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