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> meditate

You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things?

You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Slithis, a mass of hyperlinks, and a T'rang.

*** You've been

caught in a temporal paradox ***

Would you like to neuter, neuter a kitten chow mein, or neuter this kitten chow mein of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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