User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Jordanhillticketmeditate

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 Mededipotatotion Score: 69,105 Moves: 69,105

> meditate

You meditate for five consecutive years. How you manage to meditate for that long without eating, sleeping, drinking, or going to the bathroom, you don't know, but do video-game characters generally need to do those things?

You finally achieve Pasta Oneness and you ascend to Monstirvarna. There you are torn to pieces by a Genasi, the Spawn of Kraid, and a battalion of para-goombas.

*** You've been

sliced by a falling icicle ***

Would you like to acidify, acidify a extension cord, or acidify this extension cord of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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