User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Dennisattackattack

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 Dennis Battle Score: 1,234,567,890 Moves: 1,234,567,890

> attack Dennis

You attack Dennis for 1,234,567,890 damage, but Dennis deflects your attack, thanks to his high Dorkiness, meaning he takes 1,234,567,890 damage. Dennis has 1,234,567,890 hit points remaining. Dennis then attacks you for 1,234,567,890 damage. You have 1 hit-point remaining.

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