User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonmonkeychallengeleave

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 Crackton Score: 5,592,985 Moves: 5,592,985


> leave bar


You leave the bar, never to return again. The only obvious functioning building appears to be a bar. The street runs north to south. Across the road there is a cinema. All the other buildings are boarded up. Another obvious exit is Dennis.

Across the street you can see Jesus laughing at you, with a pet ling-ling. How mean.

As you are distracted by this, you don't notice the landmine you just trod on until it's too late. How unfortunate.


*** You've been

fired ***


Would you like to shit, shit a luggage, or shit this luggage of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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