User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonmonkeychallengeleave

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 Crackton Score: 4,194,304 Moves: 4,194,304

> leave bar

You leave the bar, never to return again. The only obvious functioning building appears to be a bar. The street runs north to south. Across the road there is a cinema. All the other buildings are boarded up. Another obvious exit is Dennis.

Across the street you can see Clara Bow laughing at you, with a pet rent boy. How mean.

As you are distracted by this, you don't notice the landmine you just trod on until it's too late. How unfortunate.

*** You've been

caught in a tidal wave ***

Would you like to stir, stir a lens, or stir this lens of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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