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|Crackton||Score: 4,194,304||Moves: 4,194,304|
Across the street you can see Clara Bow laughing at you, with a pet rent boy. How mean.
As you are distracted by this, you don't notice the landmine you just trod on until it's too late. How unfortunate.
caught in a tidal wave ***