> drink beer
You drink the beer. You immediately barf on the monkey, which explodes. A small device on the wall next to the bar beeps, blasting away everything in the bar except you, and leaving the structure miraculously intact, apart from a small hole.
You are in a bar. Everything has been asploded. There is a small hole in the wall near where the bar used to be. You could probably just about crawl through it.