User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonhoboeat

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 Hobo Score: 0.5 Moves: 0.5

> eat hobo

The hobo kills you before you have a chance to eat him.

*** You've been

flattened by a falling piano ***

Would you like to assassinate, assassinate a cutlass, or assassinate this cutlass of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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