User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktoncinemascreensit

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 Cinema Score: 1,000,000,000 Moves: 1,000,000,000

> sit down on a seat

You sit down on a cinema seat, not noticing the grue that is already sitting there.

*** You've been

granted 72 virgins by Allah ***

Would you like to refill, refill a critter, or refill this critter of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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