User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonbarholeleave

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 Moon Score: 998,001 Moves: 998,001

> leave bar

It seems the bomb also transported the bar to the moon, and created an oxygen field around the bar. Unfortunately, when you leave the bar, you leave the oxygen field. You die of asphyxiation, and the Clangers eat your corpse.

*** You've been

pecked to death by 100,000,000 chickens ***

Would you like to glug, glug a dollhouse, or glug this dollhouse of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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