User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonbarbeercomplain
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The monkey then says, in English, "I challenge you to a video-gaming tournament. If you lose, you die, and I get everything you own. If I lose, I die, and you get everything I own. And by the way, if you decline, you get banned from this bar for all eternity. Oh, unless you buy and drink another of my disgusting beers."