User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonbarbeercomplain

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 Monkey Score: 331,337 Moves: 331,337

> complain to monkey-bartender

The monkey laughs. He seems to think he's some kind of great joker. The monkey says something (in monkey) to the flies, and they all laugh in a fly-sort-of-way.

The monkey then says, in English, "I challenge you to a video-gaming tournament. If you lose, you die, and I get everything you own. If I lose, I die, and you get everything I own. And by the way, if you decline, you get banned from this bar for all eternity. Oh, unless you buy and drink another of my disgusting beers."

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