User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonbar2

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 Bar Score: 9 and 3/4 Moves: 9 and 3/4

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The monkey shoots you with his shotgun, without a single word.

*** You've been

turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better) ***

Would you like to crankle, crankle a glue, or crankle this glue of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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