User:Pongo Version 2/zorkrandom/Cracktonbar2

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 Bar Score: 30 Moves: 30

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The monkey shoots you with his shotgun, without a single word.

*** You've been

outwitted, outlasted, and outplayed ***

Would you like to fuck, fuck a octohedron, or fuck this octohedron of Zork Random? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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