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Zork Random

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ZORK RANDOM: The sacrificed kakistocracy

Copypooped 3778 AD Unfocom Inc. All rights eaten.

Version 2,705,091.2,705,091. Serial number FFFFkakistocracy.

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Hello, welcome to Zork Random, a complete kakistocracy of bananas. You are in a descript room of descript size. Obvious exits are Jesus, Mohammed and Dennis. There is a noob in the corner, and an eurg in another corner. You also have poo in your hand.

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