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Zork Random

 Zork Random Score: 1,000 Moves: 1,000

ZORK RANDOM: The flammable lawnmower

Copypooped 3134 BC Unfocom Inc. All rights legislated.

Version 1,000.1,000. Serial number 8888lawnmower.

You are now no longer logged in as <insert name here>. You are now logged in as Tony Blair.

Hello, welcome to Zork Random, a complete lawnmower of bananas. You are in a descript room of descript size. Obvious exits are Jesus, Mohammed and Dennis. There is a noob in the corner, and an eurg in another corner. You also have poo in your hand.

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