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Zork Random

 Zork Random Score: 998,001 Moves: 998,001

ZORK RANDOM: The lavish dog

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Version 998,001.998,001. Serial number FFFFdog.

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Hello, welcome to Zork Random, a complete dog of bananas. You are in a descript room of descript size. Obvious exits are Jesus, Mohammed and Dennis. There is a noob in the corner, and an eurg in another corner. You also have poo in your hand.

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