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Zork Random

 Zork Random Score: 60 Moves: 60

ZORK RANDOM: The petrifying tractor

Copypooped 2196 BC Unfocom Inc. All rights deliberated.

Version 60.60. Serial number BBBBtractor.

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Hello, welcome to Zork Random, a complete tractor of bananas. You are in a descript room of descript size. Obvious exits are Jesus, Mohammed and Dennis. There is a noob in the corner, and an eurg in another corner. You also have poo in your hand.

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