Name Says It All
I am a grue
I will eat you
I am an ubergrue
I ate Justin Bieber
I ate Your mom
|| This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
|| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
|| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
|| This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
|| This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
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|| This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.