User:Pocketthesaurus

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Pocketthesaurus

Fits in your pocket.[1]

pock·et [pok-it] –noun
1. a shaped piece of fabric attached inside or outside a garment and forming a pouch used esp. for carrying small articles.
the·sau·rus [thi-sawr-uhs] –noun, plural -sau·rus·es, -sau·ri [-sawr-ahy]
1. a dictionary of synonyms and antonyms.

“What an asshole.”
~ pocketthesaurus on himself

edit Stuffs

Pocketthesaurus is the secret alias of Double-O Agent Jude Isacriot.[2]

Writes   : Stuff/Right handed
Bats     : Afraid of rabies/Right handed
Pitches  : Sales and tents
Likes    : Long moon-lit walks on the beach with underage girls, candle-lit 
           dinners in asbestos-filled restaurants, Star Wars, music, and stuff
Dislikes : Racists, homophobes, pro-lifers, whiny girls, filling things like this out

edit More stuffs

  • Likes stuff.
  • Likes sleeping.
  • Likes sleeping alone.
  • Likes sleeping with women.
  • Likes sleeping alone with women.
  • Likes sleeping under trees while dreaming of a better world, a world where men don't have to live in constant fear of God, the Devil or, to a lesser extent, Bob.[3]
  • Likes eating.
  • Likes eating food.
  • Likes it because it tastes good.

edit Pictures of Things I like

(For the reading-impaired)[4]

Menu chicken sandwich Upbros Bed Robot Devil P21644k29xi Lightsaber yakuza


edit The Good Stuffs

pocketthesaurus has made some entries, written some fake news, and added wonderment to already-written entries.

edit Articles I've Written

edit Things I've explained HowTo Do

edit UnNews-worthy Things I've Authored


edit Things I've Made Major (or minor) Contributions To

edit Things I've Written That Sucked

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edit Footnote stuffs

  1. Legal notice: Not really.
  2. Actually agent 011, but an honorary Double-O. Also an honorary doctor. And an honorary judge. And an honorary mayor. And a godfather. Also, he has the key to the city of Las Francisco. And the keys to the hearts of many women. Also, he is full of himself.
  3. And a world where that show was not canceled...
  4. What are you doing on this site?
  5. For all of my brothers.
  6. Most experts agree that it's a relig-elicious experience.
  7. For all of the emo kids.
  8. Because April 16th is only 156 days away. - pocketthesaurus on October 12th, 2007
  9. True story! I heard it from my cousin, Jimmy, who was told about it from his drummer, Bob, who had heard it from his girlfriend's best-friend, Janine, who heard it from her dad's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate!
  10. I found it. And I'm holding it for ransom!
  11. I went to school with that guy.
  12. They waste so much ammo!
  13. ...and were subsequently deleted.
  14. My personal favorite game!
  15. Much more interesting than Jean Luc Picard
  16. Relocated due to not ever being finished my laziness.
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