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PJG Services is a character with far too much time on his hands. He is also a bit confused by this. It says don't make a page about oneself, yet it appears that is what all the other 'User:' pages are. He is a complete toss pot. And new to all of this world of Wiki. (translation for cool people: |-|3'5 4 |=|_|c|<1|\|' n00b (literal translation for losers who can't spend their lives playing MMORPGs: He's a fuckin' newboy))
Anyone who can tell him the correct use for a 'User:' page should please do so before banning him. He has read the Beginner's Guide and has the little badge to prove it:
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should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.
Please don't stab me!!