User:Pigeon

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Noobaward Noob of the Moment May 2007

HomingPigeon

Coo?

Currently on hiatus due to A2 level exams starting this Friday. Hyper-revision mode, and all that. Will be back after June 21st.

edit Wut?

Since my inspiration for articles is rather lacking at the moment, I don't write them. Instead, since I've browsed Uncyclopedia for a long time and am quite familiar with the site, I'll attempt to improve it - proofreading stuff, ICU/VFD/QVFD, maybe suggestions for jokes, whatever. Just as long as I'm on the site.

If I mess up somewhere, such as a QVFD for an article that should be ICU or whatever, just say so on my talk page, and I'll eat myself.

Also, I might take a crap on your head. This is perfectly normal and should be ignored, or cleaned up in a shower. The results are much worse if you get near a real pigeon.

edit Nemeses

edit Links for self-use

edit Articles I might be working on to create an extreme sense of mediocrity. Or not. Hey, does this header have a word limit?

edit Excretion

British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Bmup smaller This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

Villianc This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


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