User:Pig House

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“Some would say that, somehwere in the world, there is rumoured to exist an Uncyclopedia userpage, regarding which a claim has been made to the effect that it would not be entirely unreasonable to state that the afforementioned userpage is marginally better than this one; if evaluated in a certain way, by an individual so inclined to dislike this userpage, possibly with a vested interest in doing so”
~ Captain Understatement on taking it to far
“Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death”
“Ah... maybe I'll go and read that Dawkins book again...”
~ Pig House upon reading the above quote

edit Random Quotes

Here you can find quotes that I selected for the *cough*honour*cough* of being placed on my userpage. Obviously, I liked them. They are therefore funny.

"...later it was discovered that the insult was so advanced that it not only predicted the creation of Scientology, it accused the opposition ministers of being believers of that faith who 'most willingly prostrate themselves before L. Ron and oscillate their mouths upon his perflaccid erectile unit.' "

" Russian Reversal - Spin the board 180 degrees and yell, "In Soviet Russia, Chess plays you!" This is to be used only in times of utmost need."

edit My* articles

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IC This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.

Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
7 years, 4 months and 28 days.

Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Bmup smaller This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

Brain This user's IQ is 134.

British flag This user is a total UKer
...jolly good, wot?!
(British Uncyclopedians)
NVover9000 This user is Over 9000.

RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality

Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Geek This user is a geek.
Vista logo This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

Blatant Whoring
Abusive test to destroy your sense of individualityYes, I edit Wikipedia. Don't ask me why

edit Notes

*Or rather, articles that I created. They're not mine as such. Wouldn't want anyone thinking otherwise. Not that I'm insecure about it.

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