User:Piet De Somere
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Is it just my impression or has the quality gone down terribly here?
This being featured tells us a lot about the site. And about the US of course.
Well, there have been good moments.
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- ...that RTFM is Interwebs-speak for "Repeat the first message". If someone tells you to RTFM, be patient with them and copy-and-paste your original message several times. Typing the message with capslock on will improve the chances that it will get through.
- ...that full penetration of the subject of sexual innuendo requires a long, hard look at the target and a strong grasp of linguistic intercourse.
- ...that zombies walk the Earth because there is simply no more room left in Hell; this as a result of the "No More Room In Hell Act" of 1662 wherein Satan outlawed further immigration into Hell because of "those damn dirty Americans" stealing all of the good jobs there and putting immense stress on the demonic economy?
- ...that the Holocaust is a controversial but hilarious subject?
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- ...that Jesus loves you, but everybody else thinks you're a dick?
- ...that two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left?
- ...that two wrongs don't make a right, but two wrights made an airplane?
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- ...that 2006 is the year of the Bonsai Kitten?
- ...that censorship is a tactic practiced by oppressive governments who believe in upholding an arbitrary social standard for the so-called " good of the people" while simultaneously imposing their peremptory moral values on their unwilling populace by dictating what is and what is not necessary for them to experience?
- ...that I touched it? Fuck you, Hammer.
- ...that there is no other word for thesaurus?
- ... about alliteration articulating an artistic approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accoutrements as alarmingly asinine alignments?
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- ...that verb is a noun?
- ... that the Orange Construction Barrel (viae fabricatio barrelus) is one of several species of highly specialized plants which have adapted to be able to grow in the most extreme of conditions - the roadways of North America? It is the second most common member of the sub-genus fabricatio -- commonly known as the "fabriforms" -- and is prized for its weather-resistance and bioluminescent fruit.