User:Piemuffin

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Piemuffin
Welcome to My Kitchen.

This is by far the most piemuffinish page you will ever find/eat.
"Pies are eaten by the winners, muffins are left to the dogs."


The worlds greatest pie, yet to be made. The makers of the pie, ______ and ______ have been planning it for years. It is filled with cherries, muffins and cherry muffins. It will soon be made and will be the worlds favorite pie.

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I was born a pie in the great kitchen of Al Gore, raised by the soft supple hands of Hillary Clinton, and sexually abused by her husband. One day when I was entertaining Fidel Castro, he dropped a muffin when laughing about the bay of pigs something-or-other. As fate would have it, the muffin got dropped on me and lo and behold: I became what I am today.



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5 years, 3 months and 28 days.

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My Baked Goods

Type Title Contributors Status Notes
Construction1 Article UnScripts:Man Law Revision Me, Siddhartha-Wolf 10% (Came up with idea) If you want to help leave me a message..
Check1 Re-design Uncclopedia's Foreign Office Me 100% Finished Completed
Design1 Re-design Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office Page 2 Me 100% Finished (awaiting confirmation) Completed
Design1 Re-design Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office Page 3 Me 100% Finished (awaiting confirmation) Completed
Design1 Re-design Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office Page 4 Me 100% Finished (awaiting confirmation) Completed, rather small.... but completed.
Design1 Re-design Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office Page 5 Me 100% Finished (awaiting confirmation) Completed
Design1 Re-design Uncyclopedia's Foreign Office Page 6 Me 100% Finished (awaiting confirmation) Completed
Construction1 Article Landmine Me 0% Finished Will start when I can

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