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I IS BACK BITCHES. BEHOLD THE AWESOME MIGHT OF MY DRY BRITISH HUMOUR.

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Pie
Rub my crust, go on you dirty slut

A synthetic crusty meat product often mistaken for Soylent Green. Has the ability to levitate 2.5" (6.35cm) above any linoleum surface and can support any weight whilst doing so.

Scientists are currently undecided as to whether this totally disregards the accepted rules of physics but many peer-reviewed papers indicate that this is just far too much bother. Some indications that the scientists should all just pop down the local and drink lots of beer until the universe makes sense again have been taken on board and it is likely that this will result in the quashing of any disputes.

I fucking love you. I do. You're my best fucking mate.

Jesus is my second love, hard n long.


Special Moves : Spinning Lightning Uppercut Kick

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