User:PieceMaker

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[[Asshat ah-0]] This user does not understand Asshat and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

fh-0 This user does not understand Fuckhead and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.

sc-N This user is a native speaker of Scrabble.

en-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.

uk-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Correct English.

rh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Random Humour.

du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.

fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.

17-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 1337.

ca-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Canajan, eh?.

cpp-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of C++.

gb-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

il-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Igpay Atinlay.

pe-N This user is a native speaker of Plain English.

us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.

vg-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Vogon.

ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

Me

As you see, I am a speaker of many languages. I speak many, but I don't really like to know more than one. It get's so complicated. You don't want to start speaking plain english when you want to speak American English. That you start a major war of epic proportions. Right now I'm am contributing to Door C and a summary of its short essays. You should go check it out.