User:Pie-tony

Pie-tony
Real Name: God Of Time And Space
Age: Why Would You Want To Know?
Gender: Male
Area of Reincarnation: Wales
Area of Living: Pieland
Weight/Mass: 0.01Lb
Occupation: God (of time and space)
Works Of Art: The Gods of yesterday's night
Blessed Article: Pieland

This mighty God who looks down at all creation and laughs is one of the many Gods who finished the job that the original lazy sod of a God started. His finest creation was Pieland, even now he has the Blueprint for it hanging on his wall and looks at it still with great admiration

Awards

Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks. Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the dead flounder. God, only heard that one five million times...

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Stuff His uberness have no responsibility for

• Nintendo Wii using your body for global domination
• Grues killing you
• Pieland
• Cardiff
• Florida
• Pie
• Jesus
• School

Userboxes

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.	PIELAND This user is from Pieland, and is blamed for killing Pingu. (List of Pielanders)	This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.
This user is not a number, he is a free man!	This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.	This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.	This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.	This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.	TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.	bu-E This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.

The glorious Island when it was just a couple of thousand years old.