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Staff Sergeant

Knight Commander of the Order

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.

du-G This user does not speak Dumbass and furthermore believes Dumbass to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Dumbass.

fr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français.

lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

tlh-N This user is a native speaker of Klingon.

This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

“I humped your mom last night.”

~ PiOfFive on Your mom

edit About Pi

edit PiOfFive's Contributions to Uncyclopedia

I've had a crap load of edits, and instead of listing them all out like some n00b, here's a gallery of some of my best work. Enjoy.

Being dead

Oscar Wilde's Guide to Being Emo

Yes! The ORIGINAL Marx-a-lot!

A better use for a Mac

Sexonomics 101

Bombing Plans

Tech Support

Joanna Dark

FHM's Joanna Dark Shot

FHM's Joanna Dark Shot #2

Captain Obvious on the Titanic.

A Mr. Men Book ('shopped by me!)

My flag.

One-night stand

First draft of The Scarlet Letter

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edit Awards

My trophy cabinet needs to be dusted...

If I got any award, the Anonymous N00b Award would be it, or the "Most Times Forgotten to Login Award" (See this page's history)

This User Is Better Than You Give up now.

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

The factual accuracy of this article is absolutely indisputable.

Who are you going to trust: this Uncyclopedia article, or your lying eyes?

Original Ninjastar I award this page a Ninjastar because I think I'm special. –Nappy The Quarryman

Original Ninjastar In appreciation for joining, and for your contributions to Folding@home –SirNuke

edit Images Uploaded By Me

I've been busy uploading images....

edit Famous Quotes by PiOfFive

“A dingo ate my baby!”

~ Some Crazy Australian Woman on Dingos

“I think my cat watches CNN, that twisted son of a b####”
~ Oscar Wilde on CNN

“..And I'd have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Scooby Doo

“You have how many ever cows you believe in.”

~ Unitarian Universalism on You have two cows

“It's a Steve Jobs well done!”

~ Steve Jobs on Steve Jobs

“Hey! It looks like Croatia's eating Bosnia!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Croatia

“HAHAHA!...oh wait...it's not funny”
~ Oscar Wilde on Not funny

edit A Nice Little Card game

MY CARD	YOUR CARD
2 2	4     4

2s are wild, so I win!

		This article needs to be expanded. This article is awesome. Anyone who tells you otherwise is just jealous.