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= About Me=
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{{Title-left|That Time You Were Threatened by Aliens During Your Brief Sojurn on Pluto}}
I used to sing songs with tongue twisters like "Psally psells pseapshells by the pseapshore. The pshells pshe psells are psurely pseashells". Didn't sell. Now I write for Uncyclopedia. There. That's my story.
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= About {{USERNAME}} =
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Really, what was {{USERNAME}} {{User:Phrank_Psinatra/Template:VerbPP}} on Pluto, anyway? And, didn't {{USERNAME}} know that if you're not really from Pluto, then, that makes YOU the {{adjective}} alien! It is really a matter of anthropocentric bias that we feel we must refer to all non-humans as {{adjective}} "alien", whilst referring to ourselves by name, regardless of what {{adjective}} planet we're on. We even refer to them collectively as "aliens", not even bothering to {{adv}} individualize them! To non-human {{adjective}} aliens, this is dehumanizing, and the discrimination has got to stop!
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= About Phrank Psinatra =
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Phrank Psinatra (b. 1900, {{RandomCity|Fictional}}) is an artist who works in a variety of media. By merging several seemingly incompatible worlds into a new universe, his artworks references post-colonial theory as well as the avant-garde or the post-modern and the left-wing democratic movement as a form of resistance against the logic of the capitalist market system.
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His artworks often refers to pop and mass culture. Using written and drawn symbols, a world where light-heartedness rules and where rules are undermined is created. By using popular themes such as sexuality, family structure and violence, he makes works that can be seen as self-portraits. Sometimes they appear idiosyncratic and quirky, at other times, they seem typical by-products of American superabundance and marketing.
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His works are saturated with obviousness, mental inertia, clichés and bad jokes. They question the coerciveness that is derived from the more profound meaning and the superficial aesthetic appearance of an image. By taking daily life as subject matter while commenting on the everyday aesthetic of middle class values, he touches various overlapping themes and strategies. Several reoccurring subject matter can be recognised, such as the relation with popular culture and media, working with repetition, provocation and the investigation of the process of expectations.
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His works demonstrate how life extends beyond its own subjective limits and often tells a story about the effects of global cultural interaction over the latter half of the twentieth century. It challenges the binaries we continually reconstruct between Self and Other, between our own ‘cannibal’ and ‘civilized’ selves. By demonstrating the omnipresent lingering of a ‘corporate world’, he often creates work using creative game tactics, but these are never permissive. Play is a serious matter: during the game, different rules apply than in everyday life and even everyday objects undergo transubstantiation.
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His works are characterised by the use of everyday objects in an atmosphere of middle class mentality in which recognition plays an important role. By parodying mass media by exaggerating certain formal aspects inherent to our contemporary society, he uses a visual vocabulary that addresses many different social and political issues. The work incorporates time as well as space – a fictional and experiential universe that only emerges bit by bit.
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His works bear strong political references. The possibility or the dream of the annulment of a (historically or socially) fixed identity is a constant focal point.
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Phrank Psinatra currently lives and works in {{RandomCity|USA}}, West Virginia. Phrank Psinatra has never been to Pluto, and, frankly, isn't all that curious about it.
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=Kudos=
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{{WOTM|Month=March|Year=2014}}
   
 
{{TAWrunnerup/2010|Unsolved problems in mathematics}}
 
{{TAWrunnerup/2010|Unsolved problems in mathematics}}
 
{{TAWrunnerup/2010|General Tso's Chicken}}
 
{{TAWrunnerup/2010|General Tso's Chicken}}
 
{{TAWrunnerup/2011|Meat}}
 
{{TAWrunnerup/2011|Meat}}
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| {{reqaward|Unsolved problems in mathematics}} || {{reqaward|Sleep Country}} || {{reqaward|Worst 100 Foods of All Time}}
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| {{reqaward|Psychopath}} || {{reqaward|UnNews:Iran claims to be first to invent Nuclear Think Tank}} || {{reqaward|Microsoft Office Source Code}}
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| {{reqaward|Six Degrees of Oscar Wilde}} || {{reqaward|Usenet}} || {{reqaward|Liberals}}
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=Pages I've Written=
 
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*[[Worst 100 Foods of All Time]]
 
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*[[Worst Bands of All Time]]
 
*[[Prince Edward Island]]
 
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*[[Sleep Country]]
 
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*[[Television]]
 
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*[[UnNews:MS-Windows barely survives]]
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*[[UnNews:People around the world celebrate International Happiness Day]]
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*[[UnNews:Pollsters unexpectedly accurate in P.E.I.]]
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*[[DSM]]
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*[[Usenet]]
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*[[Unsolved problems in physics]]
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*[[Liberals]]
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*[[PEBKAC]]
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=Ongoing Efforts=
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* [[User:Phrank_Psinatra/sig]] My signature file
   
 
=Pages I've rescued from eternal damnation=
 
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*[[Coke]]
 
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*[[UnNews:Iran claims to be first to invent Nuclear Think Tank]]
 
*[[UnNews:Iran claims to be first to invent Nuclear Think Tank]]
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*[[User:Phrank_Psinatra/Template:VerbPP]] This template is of the present participles of the verbs list. This is where I add ING to everything, and correct the spelling so it works out.
   
 
==Unfinished works/rescue efforts==
 
==Unfinished works/rescue efforts==
*[[User:Phrank Psinatra/Television]]|([[User:Phrank Psinatra/Television (original)|Previous]])
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* None at this time
*[[User:Phrank Psinatra/Worst 100 Bands of All Time]]
 
   
 
==Pee Reviews==
 
==Pee Reviews==

Latest revision as of 03:32, August 1, 2014

edit About <insert name here>

Really, what was <insert name here> exemplifying on Pluto, anyway? And, didn't <insert name here> know that if you're not really from Pluto, then, that makes YOU the dubious alien! It is really a matter of anthropocentric bias that we feel we must refer to all non-humans as dubious "alien", whilst referring to ourselves by name, regardless of what dubious planet we're on. We even refer to them collectively as "aliens", not even bothering to peacefully individualize them! To non-human dubious aliens, this is dehumanizing, and the discrimination has got to stop!

edit About Phrank Psinatra

Phrank Psinatra (b. 1900, Minas Tirith) is an artist who works in a variety of media. By merging several seemingly incompatible worlds into a new universe, his artworks references post-colonial theory as well as the avant-garde or the post-modern and the left-wing democratic movement as a form of resistance against the logic of the capitalist market system.

His artworks often refers to pop and mass culture. Using written and drawn symbols, a world where light-heartedness rules and where rules are undermined is created. By using popular themes such as sexuality, family structure and violence, he makes works that can be seen as self-portraits. Sometimes they appear idiosyncratic and quirky, at other times, they seem typical by-products of American superabundance and marketing.

His works are saturated with obviousness, mental inertia, clichés and bad jokes. They question the coerciveness that is derived from the more profound meaning and the superficial aesthetic appearance of an image. By taking daily life as subject matter while commenting on the everyday aesthetic of middle class values, he touches various overlapping themes and strategies. Several reoccurring subject matter can be recognised, such as the relation with popular culture and media, working with repetition, provocation and the investigation of the process of expectations.

His works demonstrate how life extends beyond its own subjective limits and often tells a story about the effects of global cultural interaction over the latter half of the twentieth century. It challenges the binaries we continually reconstruct between Self and Other, between our own ‘cannibal’ and ‘civilized’ selves. By demonstrating the omnipresent lingering of a ‘corporate world’, he often creates work using creative game tactics, but these are never permissive. Play is a serious matter: during the game, different rules apply than in everyday life and even everyday objects undergo transubstantiation.

His works are characterised by the use of everyday objects in an atmosphere of middle class mentality in which recognition plays an important role. By parodying mass media by exaggerating certain formal aspects inherent to our contemporary society, he uses a visual vocabulary that addresses many different social and political issues. The work incorporates time as well as space – a fictional and experiential universe that only emerges bit by bit.

His works bear strong political references. The possibility or the dream of the annulment of a (historically or socially) fixed identity is a constant focal point.

Phrank Psinatra currently lives and works in San Antonio, West Virginia. Phrank Psinatra has never been to Pluto, and, frankly, isn't all that curious about it.

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This bio is being disputed because nobody knows what it means.
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edit Kudos

Writer of the month Writer of the Month March 2014

ArticleWhisperAwardSilver Article Whisperer Runner-Up Winner
This person won second place in the 1st The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). They did not win but they wrote the article: Unsolved problems in mathematics
Thanks for making this year's competition a success! (Your set of steak knives is in the mail..)
ArticleWhisperAwardSilver Article Whisperer Runner-Up Winner
This person won second place in the 1st The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). They did not win but they wrote the article: General Tso's Chicken
Thanks for making this year's competition a success! (Your set of steak knives is in the mail..)
ArticleWhisperAwardSilver Article Whisperer Runner-Up Winner
This person won second place in the 2nd The Article Whisperer Competition (2011). They did not win but they wrote the article: Meat
Thanks for making this year's competition a success! (Your set of steak knives is in the mail..)

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