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Pheonixis was born then in the town of there. He was raised by they unitil they died while kitten huffing. He was left all alone on the streets of there until he was found by him. He took him home to his place and they lived happily ever after until him suffered death from DDS. But he now knew enough to make it in the world, and then he found uncyclopedia, where he stayed ever since. No, seriously. Do you even care?

Damn! Features!

Articles by me

You will read these...

Not by me

You should still read them though.

Bahamut mini This user is a Dragon.
FSM This user is a pastafarian and celebrates talk like a pirate-day.
Duck-on-ground Quack Qauck quack quack quack quack quack!
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
NO This user doesn't care.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.

Evilbug-lalalalala42 This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

Wiki This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
(List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

Happysatan This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

17-4 This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.
sv-N This user is a native speaker of Swedish.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
en-4 This user speaks English at a near-native level.
en-P This f****r speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
bs-N This user is a native speaker of Bullsh!t.
pika-G This user does not speak Pikachu and furthermore believes Pikachu to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Pikachu.
fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
Bahamut Hole This user is the leader of Dragons.

My enemies

What do they think?

“I hate him.”
~ Pheonixis on Pheonixis
“It tickles on my stomach.”
~ Loki on Pheonixis
“He's not enough for me.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Pheonixis
“Are you sure?”
~ Pheonixis on The Above Quote
“You're stupid.”
~ Faime on Pheonixis

Börk Börk!

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