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I am Phantom IP. The reason why I call myself this is because when I started out here I was an unknown bot... (i.e. an anonymous IP).
Um... we'll yeah. Can give it the old college try I guess. Here goes:
edit A Little About Phantom IP:
> Said Uncyclopedia user is male
> He is 20 years old
> Lives in the quasi-mythical land of California
> Functions as a combination gofer and messenger some of the time.
>Plays an upright bass.