User:Phantom Grammar

Phantom Grammar

Yes, that's grammar. People who write grammer are illiterate sub-humans, or just in a hurry.

Anyway, I proof-read and edit in the real world.

I love wikis, because I can correct everyone else's grammar and spelling without getting punched in the stomach for being a snotty-nosed little know-it-all.

I still am a snotty-nosed little know-it-all, however.

If you have a page that needs an editor's eye, I'm available.

Until I have some proper stuff to stick here, I've lazily slapped on a bunch of user templates. W00t.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

♀ This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

This user is a Mac User. Eat up. (List of Mac-Using Uncyclopedians)

typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

grc-4 This user speaks classical Greek at a near-native level.

ht-N This user is a native speaker of HTML.

la-4 This user speaks Latin at a near-native level. This user is a total UKer and knows how to spell. (British Uncyclopedians)