Welcome to my userpage, <insert name here>. I've written a few articles, Photoshopped a few images for people and done a couple of Pee Reviews. Nothing really special about me, in any way. Except - I was never sent a WELCOME MESSAGE!!! How weird is that?
So how do I contribute to Uncyclopedia? I've written a few articles. Some crap. Some mildly funny. Most of them pretty good. I also love (and am pretty good at) doing Pee Reviews, and specialize in formatting, concept building and image ideas. My articles and reviews can be quickly glanced at here.
Userpage Rules: No eating with your mouth open, drawing on walls or otherwise being weird. If you do, you'll get it. Once a n00b tried to - and he got it. I caught it on video tape too. Care to take a look?
Let's just say you've been warned. Ta.
My Article of the Moment
The history of Plastic Soldiers is long, but in the history, one figure stands out. His name was Sergeant Splutpatter, and is still considered to be one of the greatest and controversial leaders of the Plastic Soldiers. Later in his reign he led himself and twenty men on a doomed mission to find the human’s weaknesses and their home base. None of them ever returned. Later his journal was discovered and published into an international bestseller (considering there had never been any books written by Plastic Soldiers before). His story is historic and heart-moving, and is considered one of the greatest example of literature of this age. More...
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