Welcome to my userpage, <insert name here>. I've written a few articles, Photoshopped a few images for people and done a couple of Pee Reviews. Nothing really special about me, in any way. Except - I was never sent a WELCOME MESSAGE!!! How weird is that?
So how do I contribute to Uncyclopedia? I've written a few articles. Some crap. Some mildly funny. Most of them pretty good. I also love (and am pretty good at) doing Pee Reviews, and specialize in formatting, concept building and image ideas. My articles and reviews can be quickly glanced at here.
Userpage Rules: No eating with your mouth open, drawing on walls or otherwise being weird. If you do, you'll get it. Once a n00b tried to - and he got it. I caught it on video tape too. Care to take a look?
Let's just say you've been warned. Ta.
My Article of the Moment
Kamino is a planet far, far away, mostly consisting of water. Lots of water. It is often referred as The Big Sea Planet and that place where they made the clones and stuff. Erased from Jedi records, the planet was only discovered by Obi-an Kanobi when he landed there and fought Jango Fett, who promptly fled like a little wuss. Home to many millions of species of fish (they take up the majority of the planet's life), the main species of Kamino are coincidently called 'Kaminoans'. They are long necked alien like beings, and are a nice change to fish. More...
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