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Pee reviewer of the month award Reviewer of the Month August 2010

Welcome to the userpage of PeregrineFalcon999
A place only I can edit!
With 1,537 edits, 5 UnNews, 22 articles and 49 Pee Reviews!
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All About Me

Welcome to my userpage, <insert name here>. I've written a few articles, Photoshopped a few images for people and done a couple of Pee Reviews. Nothing really special about me, in any way. Except - I was never sent a WELCOME MESSAGE!!! How weird is that?

So how do I contribute to Uncyclopedia? I've written a few articles. Some crap. Some mildly funny. Most of them pretty good. I also love (and am pretty good at) doing Pee Reviews, and specialize in formatting, concept building and image ideas. My articles and reviews can be quickly glanced at here.

Userpage Rules: No eating with your mouth open, drawing on walls or otherwise being weird. If you do, you'll get it. Once a n00b tried to - and he got it. I caught it on video tape too. Care to take a look?


Let's just say you've been warned. Ta.

My Article of the Moment


This is the diary of one of just many Uncyclopedia noobs, and it follows the events of his, er... eventful life on Uncyclopedia. It details the arrival of a noob and his futile battles with an admin, now considered to symbolize the same great battle between David and Goliath. Except Goliath won this time. Easily. It is now considered one the greatest works of literature for all Uncyclopedia noobs and all are recommended to read it. It was first published as 'How to get Banned Quickly', but controversy with 'HowTo:Get Banned' made them change the name. More...

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My Useless Userboxes

10 000 000 This user is 10 000 000 years old. Woop-ti-doo.

RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Domokunyellownbackground This user is an apocalyptic grue and while you were reading this has eaten your world. Start over?
en-E This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.
TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
Happysatan Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly.
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to nowhere.

1,537+ This user has over 1,537 edits.
Llama Rocking Chair This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.


This user is a cute snug Kremling that likes to implode while buffoon-like megalomaniacal walls untie his lobby.
Bushfire This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
NO This user doesn't care.
Blackknight This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.

Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

Grue Jammy This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
NinjaStarBlackBG This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop
Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been blocked
a million gazillion times.
Dalmatian b 01 This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.
Amonite Cropped This user is interested in Fossils. Some call this necrophilia.
DenmarkViking This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Epic Beard Man This user is pretty sure Epic Beard Man is his father
and is therefore dangerous.
(List of Illegitimate Children)
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
Elmo pissed

This user was brought to you by the letter P and the number -4523422444445341124324234234668799543758364874.4.

Magicninjas This user is a magic ninja!
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

Brain This user's IQ is 10 000 000. Or maybe it's a zero. We're not quite sure....

Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1 This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Never yell, "Hi, Jack!" on an airplane. Help!
CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

This user is reading your thoughts!

Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of PeregrineFalcon999.
Userboxtradingcard.svg This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Image-4 Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
EvilClown This user is an evil clown. Fear his/her evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!

Other users who are Evil Clowns

Coffee sm
This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user is unsure of his or her gender and doesn't want to know.

3hearts This user wishes he or she had a girlfriend, will you go out with him/her? I wouldn't.
? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
3wisemonkeys This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

Shh This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
No Wikipedia
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext This user believes that admins are control freaks.
Zombie man This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with NecroTech again.
Fibonacci WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Bread2 This user is a cereal killer.
Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
Jason vorhees This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
18 This user has written 18 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

48px-Face-surprise.svg This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
Carlb-sockpuppet-02 This person has an outrageous sockpuppet in his/her control.
Croato-serbia flag This user is a Croato-Serbian
...and may or not have an obsession with Mario!
(List of Croato-Serbian Uncyclopedians)

Awards n' Stuff

GoldenShower Rejoice, PeregrineFalcon999! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
Celtic Ninja Star
This person has done good deeds in the eyes of Sycamore
GoldenShower Rejoice, PeregrineFalcon999! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
Newcookie NeuroticNinjaPirate666 has awarded you a cookie!
For your constructive criticism.

Thumbs up2

This user created Kamino, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

Cake Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

Thumbs up2

This user created I before E except after C, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

I have survived the Suicide Bomber game!
Newcookie Thatdamnedfollowspot has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Steel Kidney
Steel Kidney Rank

Newcookie Gomphog has awarded you a cookie!
For reviewing Bob.

This user has helped to unclog all the stale Pee hanging around Uncyclopedia by completing more in-depth reviews than any other user in Pee Week 2010.

This template can be redeemed for... nothing, but can be displayed with pride, where it is displayed with pride is your business. Want one just like it?


Quote of the Moment
Read my articles, you lazy dick!

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