Welcome to my userpage, <insert name here>. I've written a few articles, Photoshopped a few images for people and done a couple of Pee Reviews. Nothing really special about me, in any way. Except - I was never sent a WELCOME MESSAGE!!! How weird is that?
So how do I contribute to Uncyclopedia? I've written a few articles. Some crap. Some mildly funny. Most of them pretty good. I also love (and am pretty good at) doing Pee Reviews, and specialize in formatting, concept building and image ideas. My articles and reviews can be quickly glanced at here.
Userpage Rules: No eating with your mouth open, drawing on walls or otherwise being weird. If you do, you'll get it. Once a n00b tried to - and he got it. I caught it on video tape too. Care to take a look?
Let's just say you've been warned. Ta.
My Article of the Moment
I know. Another bad day. It seems these days every day is a bad day. Let me guess. Your article got huffed. That article that you spent hours, and believing that it was good enough to be a featured article - I know, we all have those days. Well, some of us.
Sometimes when you're having a bad day it's best to shut out the world completely. Clear out your thoughts, calm down, and just forget the world. And is there any better way to do that then DESTROY the world? I know, 2012 is coming, but - hey! - why not finish it early? Besides, it will be a bit of fun! Problem is, the world isn't that soft - or stupid. That's why you have to have a procedure before you embark on your destructive, acopalyptic, phsyco-insane madman mission of doom. Because, you've always have to consider safety first - even when you are blowing up the entire earth and everyone in it - which isn't very safe anyway. So, in aid of all those terrorists, aliens, half dead zombie mutants and Uncyclopedian failures like you, 'HowTo:' has been kind enough to provide the world the first guide to completing this task. More...
Golden Urinal You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depthpee reviews. Thanks for the hard work. Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing - there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!