Welcome to my userpage, <insert name here>. I've written a few articles, Photoshopped a few images for people and done a couple of Pee Reviews. Nothing really special about me, in any way. Except - I was never sent a WELCOME MESSAGE!!! How weird is that?
So how do I contribute to Uncyclopedia? I've written a few articles. Some crap. Some mildly funny. Most of them pretty good. I also love (and am pretty good at) doing Pee Reviews, and specialize in formatting, concept building and image ideas. My articles and reviews can be quickly glanced at here.
Userpage Rules: No eating with your mouth open, drawing on walls or otherwise being weird. If you do, you'll get it. Once a n00b tried to - and he got it. I caught it on video tape too. Care to take a look?
Let's just say you've been warned. Ta.
My Article of the Moment
Congratulations on finding this page! It's like a secret "Easter Egg" from us to you, if you ignore the fact that it's not hidden. Let's just call it "interactive"! Which is something Hollywood makes up to flatter dummies who go to the unbelievable effort of purchasing a "customized" iPod skin, or "joining" and official website, or in this case, typing up something in a search box. But having read this far, you're in no position to complain. You're the one squinting to read this meaningless gibberish, while anxiously pretending it's a special bonus for fans like yourself. We've hooked you good. So make it easier on your fanboy ego, keep buying onto the lie. Hey, we all humped your mama last night, and paid her a nickel! Still reading? Of course you are. Of course you are. More...
Golden Urinal You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depthpee reviews. Thanks for the hard work. Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing - there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!