Welcome to my userpage, <insert name here>. I've written a few articles, Photoshopped a few images for people and done a couple of Pee Reviews. Nothing really special about me, in any way. Except - I was never sent a WELCOME MESSAGE!!! How weird is that?
So how do I contribute to Uncyclopedia? I've written a few articles. Some crap. Some mildly funny. Most of them pretty good. I also love (and am pretty good at) doing Pee Reviews, and specialize in formatting, concept building and image ideas. My articles and reviews can be quickly glanced at here.
Userpage Rules: No eating with your mouth open, drawing on walls or otherwise being weird. If you do, you'll get it. Once a n00b tried to - and he got it. I caught it on video tape too. Care to take a look?
Let's just say you've been warned. Ta.
My Article of the Moment
The Mary Celeste was a ship that was sailing to Portugal when it was found completely empty with no sign of a struggle. This became one of the greatest mysteries of the age. Not even Sherlock Holmes could solve it. Ever. Some of the theories speculated were alcoholic fumes, mutiny, aliens, UFOs, sea monsters and a dangerous lack of minties. I mean why didn't it have a plausible explanation like the Titanic? Like the captain and engineers complete stupidity? Plus, they can't make a top box movie out of it either, as we don't know what happened! More...
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