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* Sorry for another long unannounced UncycloBreak *

Warning: This user page contains links to Wikipedia, so be careful where you click.

US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

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Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
n00b This user is a n00b.

Here is a warning template:

Or, should I say...


Pentium5dot1 Eighty5cacao* [insert other username idea here] is a suspected-Aspie** netizen who is supposed to be occupied with Caltech homework a vast majority of the time. He chose this Internet nickname with the help of his dad many years ago, before Wikipedia was even a pipe dream. Needless to say, Wikipedia blocked him anyway. He insists that he has no conscious intention to promote the Intel Pentium line of microprocessors. What he means to say is that he is not quite as much of a computer geek as his name implies. He eventually gave in and changed his username on some websites to something that expresses his love for fine chocolate.

Because of, mental issues, he lacks the spine needed to be a all-star Uncyclopedia editor, but you can't blame him for trying. Being a possible Aspie, he also spends a lot of time thinking about pedantic issues, such as his hard-line viewpoint about using the {{Wikipedia}} template early and often. See Advisory to other editors below.

(Semi-)Urgent News

  • If you are from the StepMania forums, let it be known that I am not trying to be uncooperative. I hope that I haven't been whining too much about the bugs in SM4.0 CVS. I hope I made clear my reasons for using it.
  • I hereby declare that, except in extenuating circumstances, I will no longer request any more Pee Reviews, since I have demonstrated myself to be too lazy to make major edits to the articles I want reviewed, and I can't weasel around the new pee system very well anyway. I apologize for any inconvenience I have caused.
  • Please see the note below about licensing.

Advisory to other editors

  • Although it might appear that I'm failing to preview my edits, au contraire - all the previewing I do doesn't make one iota of a dent in my ... poor planning. Also, many of the articles which I attend to are otherwise of low activity, distorting the balance of who is editing.
  • I will often request Pee Reviews on articles I didn't create myself. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.
  • I may be slightly inconsistent in what I choose to mark as a minor edit.
  • I am likely to panic when my edits are reverted, due to my impression that I am subject to punishment. If you need to revert my edit, I would greatly appreciate it if you could notify me on my user talk.
  • I get annoyed when people try too hard to fix my RED LINKS, as I often have a purpose for putting them there. On the other hand, I often forget that red links are absolutely unacceptable on disambiguation pages.

Accomplishments and Responsibilities


I did not create these articles; I am just trying to help improve them. I have only listed articles to which I have made some substantial contribution in content (as opposed to mere maintenance).

Other tasks

  • Catching vandalism on my frequently perused articles
  • Random-page and (less often) new-page patrolling, leading mainly to QVFD nominations
  • Template maintenance (mainly wording and wikilinking)
  • For that matter, article maintenance regarding wording and wikilinking
  • Making my half-baked voice heard in policy and VFD discussions



I hereby multi-license my contributions under the GFDL as it is implemented on Wikipedia, in addition to CC-by-nc-sa, version 2.0 and later compatible versions (the existing Uncyclopedia license). This applies retroactively to the extent permissible by U.S. law. Although I lack the resources to ensure full enforcement, please try to keep this in mind and have respect. (If you see me being irrationally inclusionist on a deletion debate, it might be justifiable by the GFDL.)

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*I am not requesting a username change; this structure is used only for dramatic effect. Please continue to call me Pentium5dot1, not Eighty5cacao.

**Disclaimer: This is not an official diagnosis. ~^_^~

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