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As yet, no toasterpussies, or cadillacs have ever been seen alive. This is because they live in the thick fur of Peruvian llamas. The fur provides them with nutrition and warmth, and in return, the toasterpuss provides the llama with nuclear energy and superpowers.
Toasterpussies feed on the groupies and hangers-on normally associated with such rock legends as igneous, metamorphic and sedimentary. In addition to these, they are know to occasionally sip from the cup of Christ and enjoy egg-fried matzos.
Toasterpussies excrete a warm, brownish solid with a slight resemblance to bread.