User:Paizuri/Convenience store

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Some typical convenience store shoppers.

“Okay, okay!! I'll give you the money; just don't shoot me in the face!”
~ An employee on demonstrating convenience store safety

Convenience stores are safe, convenient places to shop where you can buy high-quality products, useful things and even toys for your children, all at low prices. They are usually found near your local gas station, though they have been known to drift alone. These stores have received critical acclaim worldwide for their employee safety, management of money, and for their safe havens for children. Notable convenience stores include 7/11, Texaco, and Jihad★Mart.

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