Hi. There is no one here. So you may as well leave.
Wait, you are still here? Damn, you are persistant.
OH COME ON! Why are you still here?
Ok. So you really want to stay here. Ok. Thats cool.
What? You expect me to put something here? I'm too lazy for that!
Ok. Fine! GO AWAY! I WARN YOU!!!!
| PIECE OF CRAP WARNING!|
This page is a piece of crap. The author(s) acknowledge this.
|AA!||AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!|
| Somebody set up us the bomb.|
For great justice
| This article is complete, irredeemable crab cake. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, stretches at the armpit, and is an unfunny dick.|
If you attempt to , you will most acceptably behead Bat Fuck Insane yourself.
Or the submitter will behead your crab cake!!!!!!
|This page is or discusses a loony and/or nutty conspiracy theory of which Uncyclopedia vehemently denies knowledge and existence. The black helicopters are not ^on their way.|
| You have won the Urkel Heart!
This Uncyclopedian is very smart,
| This User is too Damn Sexy!|
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and
worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.
Ok. It seems that you are intent on staying here. I see how it is.
Greetings you pathetic fool. Welcome to my user page of DOOM!
I am known simply as Patius, as you can tell. My hobbies include playing with my Wii, Clubbing baby seals, clubbing Bono with a baby seal, eating, being a n00b, and owning two cows.
I also am pimpalicious crab cake. I behead at the mouth.
oh. and you may want to see my now under construction page: User:Patius/how to:make a coke grenade