User:Paragone

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Fortune cookie 20040628 223108 1 This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Marketing is simply sales with a college education. Help!
Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of Jesus.
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中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Essex girl in fashion This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
DenmarkViking This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
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