User:Paragone
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| This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing. Help! |
| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead. |
| This user is an evil clone of Jesus. |
| Meow! | Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
| 中共 | This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. |
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
| This user is a pyromaniac. |
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
| This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls. |
| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. |
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
| This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging. |
