User:Parad0x

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us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.
uk-P This f****r speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
es-E This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
ca-G This user does not speak Canajan, eh? and furthermore believes Canajan, eh? to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Canajan, eh?.
17-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.
ao-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of AOLer.
css-4 This user speaks CSS at a near-native level.
enl-G This user does not speak English, but Louder and furthermore believes English, but Louder to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of English, but Louder.
bs-4 This user speaks Bullsh!t at a near-native level.
fig-E This user only speaks Fight because it was a required course in school.
gee-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Geek.
fh-N This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead.
ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML.
il-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Igpay Atinlay.
mor-G This user does not speak -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and furthermore believes -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. ..
MW-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of MediaWiki.
pt-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Português.
rh-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Random Humour whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
wr-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Write-only whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Iloveny This user is a New Yorker
The Patriots rule suck!!
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Aljolson This user is genetically superior to most users.

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This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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Brain This user's IQ is 120+.

Monbags This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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Potatohead aqua This user wants Caffeine featured.

Sense This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
HeteroSym-pinkblue2.svg This user identifies as straight and so is probably homophobic.
Userbox-single.svg This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.
3hearts This user wishes he or she had a fuckbuddy, will you fuck him/her repeatedly over a prolonged period of time? I wouldn't
Warn A Brotha This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".
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This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
Geek This user is a geek.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
3wisemonkeys This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*


Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
MEH This user redefines lazy.


Pi3.14 This user loves pi
Bread2 This user is a cereal killer.
Bananaseizure This user will give you a seizure.
Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


Mikemyers

This user has tested positive for ISTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test, unofficially. Not like you care, anyway...

Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Gnome-speakernotes This User's Favorite Sound is Feedback!
Howtodostuff

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

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Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
253951 photo Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


Oops no web copy This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching them.
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Head on

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.
Elmo pissed

This user was brought to you by the letter S and the number 7+2i.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

BS This userpage is bullshit.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Wikipedia-logo This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
bu-L This user may result in jamming speaking Bullet.
typo-X This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
MS-1 This user has a basic understanding of how to speak his mind, but prefers to leave the free thinking to the philosophers.
Deadbarney3 This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Parad0x also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
Did you actually read all of my Userboxes?
 
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The poll was created at 13:08 on April 16, 2008, and so far 10 people voted.

Parad0x is paran0id. Pr0bably because 0f the p0t sm0king. It lives in a train stati0n with crackheads. It established the c0mmunist retail chain WalMart, but has bec0me an imp0verished citizen as WalMart's cust0mers are br0ke ass hillbillies.

Don't click on this random shit. Or this turd here | You can click on this though ...

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