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Political Correctness is a political system created by members of the caucasian race to ensure that minorities who aren't of the dominating race don't feel oppressed or inferior to the former. It is also used to make sure that minorities are not offended by anything, and to make Caucasians feel very guilty about everything their European ancestors have done, with reminders of the Crusades and slavery being among the most accesable topics. Since the white people were the oppressors and the minorities the oppressed, it is natural for PCs to believe that non-whites have done nothing bad, but if they did, it was because of colonial expansion by Europeans or it was the work of extremists. Political correctness dominates most Western governments who support freedom of speech, paradoxically censoring anyone who says something mildly offensive (or, in the case of Fox News, demonizing it).