User:PaddyAtkinson

I'll be out for a while, possibly forever. Cheers for the introductions to Frank Zappa and the GIMP editor. It's been real and it's been fun, but it hasn't been real fun. (25.11.08)

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WELCOME!

to the wonderful userspace of Mr. Paddy Atkinson. Many, including the knobbers at this link here [1], purport that I am Sir Paddy Atkinson, greatest footballer ever known to Newcastle Upon Tyne and master escuelerie. These bastards have been trying to ruin my life for years. It began as a plot by the MI6 to take back the streets of South Tyneside. Apparently my basset hound ass was getting invovled with a few too many bitches and the Queen was feeling threatened by my following. They usurped my identity and hired some bin man to be my imposter. And what a shite job they did, I might add. Have you seen him take a penalty? Downy.

About ME:

Never a frown with golden brown, just a few serious looks.

Years : 20 dog

Height: ~0.5 metres

Length: ~1.5 metres

Weight: ~5.0 stone

Colour: brown/white spots

Belief: Orthodox Pastafarian

Status: Long gone

Feelin: Sky high

Mantra: "Low and Slow, That is the Tempo"

Articles I Done Did

C-SPAN

Why?:Does it burn when I pee

Slow motion ...yep, that's it

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