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Uncyclopedia is teh r0xx0rz! Wikipedia is teh gay.
Articles I have contributed to.
- Ronald McDonald
- Cattle prod - Recreational uses
- Cow tipping - I believe I totally rewrote this one
- Educational aspects of porn
- Bob Dylan - rewrote much of the article, because I hate Bob Dylan.
- Calvin Coolidge - he invented the water cooler.
- Voltaire - loved Jews. Supposed to be funny because he was an unabashed anti-semite.
- Machine that goes ping - Meaning of Life, anyone?
- Slobodan Milošević - The page was totally blank, so I wrote some stuff. Staple gun was one of the other colonizations and was so brilliant I had to reference it.
- Braille mouse - Another genius article, but it was missing braille Tesla death rays.
- Stalin - The great binges and purges, rewrote a good portion of the battles with Hitler and Tarzan, added to music career and love life.
- Bumblefuck University - The stuff about the library and the campus dining Halliburton scandal. Oh, and the lampshade factory and installation of showers in concentration camps. Nazi humor.
My comedic influences include Seinfeld, Aristophenes, and Beavis and Butthead. I write on the internet, so Monty Python goes without saying.