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- Otako is an 18 year old
cockasiancaucasian male in the strange region of New Mexico, where we stole land from the Mexicanswhere it never rains. He enjoys long walks on the barren miles of sand. He once found a beautiful oasis in the middle of nowhere, but he was tripping so bad that he's not sure it exists, let alone where it is.
edit Otako's Home
- Otako lives in a small, adobe-covered building called a pueblow. This device was invented by the Indians because those damn teepeas kept tearing in the wind. Otako loves the desert, as cool temperatures, trees, and animals other than rattlesnakes scare him. He was once bitten by a rattlesnake, but sucked the poison out of his veins and killed the snake by tying it into a bow tie around his neck. Unfortunately, he was an idiot, and left it there when he went to bed, and its friend tried to kill him with a coat hangar.
edit Otako's Favorite Movies
- Otako likes extremely old movies, as there are no DVD players or movie theaters in New Mexico. He has never seen a movie newer than 1974,when some poor soul got lost trying to get from California to Florida. This is strange, as there are many HDTVs in New Mexico, and they all have Direct TV connections that have HBO. Thus, this sad excuse for a human has never seen the matrix, or even star whores.His actual favorite movie is Fiddler on the Roof, as he has always wanted a fiddle.
edit Otako's Favorite Shows
- Otako likes anime of all ways, shapes, and forms. He was once shown an episode of Yu Yu Hakusho and liked it. He also likes Code Geass, because he does not require a good plot to like a show. He likes Lie to Me, because he wants to learn how to lie, and he likes Oprah, because he likes making racial slurrs at the TV. He thinks that Oprah is a fat, ugly whore. He hates her mostly because she does not cover her face. Where he lives, women are not allowed to show their face, or even go to town on their own. Or at all.
edit Otako's Death
- Otako will die in February of 2019, due to it raining on his birthday, the 7th. When the first drop of rain hits him, he will melt due to the fact that he thinks that rain is acid sent by god to punish infidels.
edit Core Beliefs
- Sorry, the funny stopped, and it's time to be serious now.
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