User:Oscar Wilde

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ow-3 This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over his bed.

Gadzooks!   This user participates in T h e   W i l d e   P r o j e c t ! (Or at least pretends to.)

This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user is Irish ...to be sure, to be sure. (List of Irish Uncyclopedians)

This user's IQ is 212.

“For the record, I didn't actually say any of this stuff.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Making up Oscar Wilde quotes

“Remember, I am better than you!”

~ 127.0.0.1 on Oscar Wilde

Greetings, I am Oscar Fingal O'Flahertie Wills Wilde. I died in 1900, but I still enjoy editing Uncyclopedia. Well, that's me. And, it is actually true that all the good users are just sockpuppets of me, so I wrote everything. Except for the crap. That was written by some noobs. If you see any noobs, tell me. Thanks.

All Things Wilde: A listing of everything about Oscar Wilde
Biography	The Man - The Internet Meme - The Project - User Page - Other User Page - The Category - The Huge Category - Gallery - News - Stage Name
Other Oscars	Oscar Mayer - Oscar the Grouch - Oskar Schindler - Oscars
Enemies	Lord Byron - Joseph Ducreux - Samuel Johnson - Lord Salisbury - Mark Twain
Quotes	By Letter: A - B - C - D - E - F - G - H - I - J - K - L - M - N - O - P - Q - R - S - T - U - V - W - X - Y - Z - 0 — 9 - # ∩ ~ ... Making up Oscar Wilde quotes - More Oscar Wilde quotes
Writings & Inventions	Girls Gone Wilde - I'm a Wilde Guy - The Importance of Being Earnest - The Most Quotable Smackdown of All Time - The Picture of Dorian Gray - Seuss on Wilde - Wilde On - Wildeboys