User:Osama bin dipesh

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This user believes that Paul McCartney is dead (and has been replaced by a lookalike).
This user shot J.F.Kennedy. DON'T TELL THIS USER'S MUMMY!
This user knows Sunny bacon, the youngest Uncyclopedian. Now go shove this userbox up your *BLEEP*.
This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

This user believes participation in the smoking of bibles is an excellent activity, and everybody should do it.
Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than eleven Super Bowls!
NOV This user is a userbox novice.
This user is a cereal killer.
This user likes to eat anything orange.
Big Brother is watching this user...and YOU!
This user is POOR,

has never passed GO,

and never collected $200.00.


This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
This user just uses "that e browser" that came with his/her computer.
This user enjoys drinking beer. They may be afflicted with not giving a fuck, and extreme hangovers.


This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Fire Department.

This user believes in the matrix's and need to seriously get in touch with the real world
V This user is a vegetarian, so you should be brandishing a stick of celery at them.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
This user is cooler than you.
This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ca-G This user does not speak Canajan, eh? and furthermore believes Canajan, eh? to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Canajan, eh?.
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This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.


This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Image:Grue Jammy.gif This user has joined The Grue Army to help Uncyclopedia kill vandals, and help users. Please join today!
This user MADE Capture the flag .


This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
NO This user doesn't care.
This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

This user believes that if you see the Police, you should "Warn A Brotha'".


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Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
Bottlenose dolphin Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
EBG13-A Guvf hfre vf n angvir fcrnxre bs EBG13.
Image:253951_photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


This user does not know how to shot web.
Please help by teaching them.
(List of other users not knowledgeable on this subject)

HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn, available at Walgreens.

This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
? Do not underestimate the power of It. Underestimation of the power of It will kill you from the sheer power of It.

This user was brought to you by the letter X and the number 1.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

THIS IS SPARTA!
This user is a complete, irredeemable milk. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and x-rays at the milk.
This user is homeless.
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
This user will give you a seizure.
This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
This user likes llamas, and rides them on a daily basis.
See? Look at him. He really likes the llamas.
No, seriously. That's him there, on the llama.

<-- See?

Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.
What, you don't believe me? Fine, see for yourself. Don't blame me when you die from lack of llama.
Whoa! You made it! Good job!!


Now go away.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies, the only reason they use it is because they have to.

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.


Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...

This user believes that "Purple "Monkey "Dishwashers" are going to take over the world.

This user is not who you think he is. In fact, he is someone who you think is not he, who thinks he is (who you think is not - who is).

WARNING: Keep away from this user as they love the Fibonacci Sequence and anything to do with it.
This user is actually not Osama bin dipesh. They are an impostor. Get away. Now.

This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
This user hates telephones. Could be due to the fact that the U.S. government is monitoring them.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user is a pyromaniac.


RAS This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks.

This user has tested positive for a mental illness on the Myers-Briggs Test ,not joking.

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This user believes everything they read.

usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


This user is stupid and gay an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.
This user has been blocked
no times.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

Ubx-
Crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Hitler.

Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is a mutant.
This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

that I can't count+ This user has over that I can't count edits.
This user's IQ is Higher than yours.

Counter-Strike retail box This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47.


This user loves pi
This user is cooler than you.



Member of the Order
This user is a zombie. BARHAH!
This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
This user seriously needs to calm down.
[insert content here] This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.


? This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user should not be trusted.
This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Osama bin dipesh also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
This user is cooler than you.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
gb-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.
gb-N This user is a native speaker of Gibberish.
fig-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Fight whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
ht-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
(List of other anti-Texans)
Image:45px-India flag.png This user is an Indian.
He watches too much cricket.
(List of Indian Uncyclopedians)
$$$ This user is a libertarian, so he or she loves porn and drugs almost as much as guns and money!
This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
This user is genetically superior to most users.

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