User:Orion Blastar:D-Generation X

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D-Generation X is a popular conspiracy theory about a group that secretly controls the world. There once was a group called the New World Order that competed with it, but Vince McMahon bought out their wrestling company and put them out of business. Only later to fall victim to the D-Generation X conspiracy instead.


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edit Origin

There was a band of Professional Wrestlers that worked for the WWE that got tired of jobbing and decided to form their own stable and go into business for themselves. Tired of Vince McMahon and others telling them what to do and say, they rebelled and started to take over the wrestling business. So they told Mr. McMahon, "Are you ready?" and Mr. McMahon said "Ready for what?" and DX spoke "Yeah, you think you can tell us what to do? You think you can tell us what to wear? You think that your better? Well you better get ready To bow to the masters! Break it down!" Mr. McMahon yelled "Who in the hell do you think you are talking to? I'm Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Chairman of the board of World Wrestling Entertainment!" so DX spoke back "D Genration ain't stupid, fool. We just got tired Of doin' what you tell me to do. That's a brace boy. Yeah. That's a brace little man. Break it down!" Mr. McMahon got furious, "Dammit I'm the boss here, and you don't want to cross me. Now apologize or you're all fired!" DX laughed and said "You think you can tell me what to do? You know who your talkin' to? Well, you better get used to the way we do it. I say what you got It measures an ounce. That's a brace boy, yeah. That's a brace little man. Break it down!" Mr. McMahon got red in the face and said "I am not a little man, I got giant grapefruits, I'm the genetic jackhammer! Now shut up or I'll force you all into the Vince McMahon kiss my ass club!" DX smiled and said "You think your a big man? Hahahahaha! I'll treat you like a little man. Yo, tell me what it's like To be half a man? It must break your heart To see what I am but that's a brace boy, yeah. That's a brace little man. Break it down!" Mr. McMahon got really upset, and he pulled down his pants and showed his rear end and yelled "When I say kiss it, kiss it dammit!" Then Triple H took both his arms and did a crotch chop and said "I got two words for you, Vince, suck it!" and the crowd went wild. Later those words were used in a song called "Break it down" and became the official D-Generation X theme song, after Vince Russio called them all a bunch of degenerates and it caught on with the crowd and became popular, so they formed D-Generation X.

edit Members

DX has had many members in it. The two main members are Triple H and Shawn Michaels, they are the leaders and everyone else works for them. They hired Chyna as a bodyguard and Rick Rude as an insurance policy. At one time they hired Mike Tyson to join them, but all he did was bite the ear off of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin which caused Austin to come up with his trademark "What?" slogan because he was missing an ear and had a hard time hearing what people had to say. Later they recruited X-Pac, and the New Age Outlaws, Billy Gunn and Road Dogg and after they left DX they were also known as B. G. James and Kip James after their gay marriage and introduction into TNA Wrestling as the Voodoo Kin Mafia, but it went sour when Kip turned on his husband B.G. by hitting him and his father with a crutch during a tag-team match and announced that he wanted a divorce. Ever since then DX was careful who they picked as members, and accepted Stephanie McMahon and Tori and other women to have one night stands with. Triple H got a little carried away with Stephanie one time and got married in a drive-though chapel in Las Vegas while she was drugged and unconscious, and later knocked her up a few times, and got a few title matches out of it, but not after upsetting his Father-In-Law Vince McMahon about it.

edit Conspiracies

DX is known to have played a series of cruel jokes on Vince McMahon in attempts to take control of the WWE from him. This is all part of their plan for world domination.

edit Vince McMahon loves cocks

DX broke into the communications van that controls the WWE shows. During a monologue, Triple H took control of audio visual controls to change the pitch of Mr. McMahon's voice, then when Vince decided not to talk any more, Triple H drew a green voice balloon near Vince's head with the words "I love cocks!" in it. Shawn Michaels played some chicken noises to support that. It continued on and on until Mr. McMahon gave up and walked off the set.

edit Holy Shit!

Next show, Triple H walks down the aisle to Vince's music and emulates his power walk and is dressed up like Vince McMahon and does fake Vince poses and walks to the ring. Shawn Michaels is dressed up like Shane McMahon, Vince's son, and does a stupid dance and acts all hyperactive and gets into the ring. Triple H does a Mr. McMahon voice and states that DX was wrong, he does not love cocks. He loves Dicks instead. Great big dicks like Dick Ebersol, Dick Clark, and Dick Cheney. That he cannot get enough dicks, he loves big dicks, small dicks, black dicks, white dicks, asian dicks, and says he cannot get enough of them. Then Michaels acts like Shane and does a stupid dance and starts saying "Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad?" and Triple H clotheslines him and knocks him down and yells "Shut up! I'm talking here." Michaels says "But dad, when you pass away, can I get the company?" and Triple H said "No not you, but maybe that guy who knocked up my daughter Stephanie, he must be hung down to here." and puts his hand over his knee. Finally Vince McMahon and Shane McMahon come out near the entrance to the ring and announce that it isn't funny any more and that they should just stop. Triple H said to Vince that they have a big surprise for them, just look up, and then hundreds of gallons of liquid shit pours out of a portable potty, and Triple H said that since Shawn is a Christian and went to the bathroom in that potty that it is really Holy Shit.

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