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and knows how to spell.
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teen This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.
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nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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This user has a Really Lame Password. Seriously, you could probably guess it.
Assassin This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user.

Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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RS This user no longer plays RunEscape. Congratulate them on their recovery and welcome them back to reality

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Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
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RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

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Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
Nuvola apps important

This user is EXTREMELY RANDOM Be advised: Approach with caution and a sense of humor.

MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

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This user's melon is being twisted, man.

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Tetris kick ass This user kicks butt at Tetяis: not that that's anything to be proud of.
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So hand it over. NOW.
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his name during intercourse.

ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
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Militant atheist This user is a militant atheist.

Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
NO This user doesn't care.
zzz This user likes to oversleep...
Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
108 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user watches Lost; and likes it too! s/he has all the box sets and everything!
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Lq-dna This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
TableImage.svg This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen
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How dare you consider this user not awesome! How dare you not recognise the awesomeness of this user! This person uses the power of "How Dare You"!
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"We're after your children and pets."

edit Retired Adoptees

By that I mean ones I haven't seen in decades:

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