Date of First Draft
1 10 March 2008 Soap Operas VFH Heerenveen 20 A re-write, the Maths equation wasn't mine it was Luck's. I count this as my re-write for Conservation Week. Might be worth re-re-writing this considering I got more for votes than I should have Nommed as a joke, I presume Here Not Yet
2 01 April 2008 The Descent Heerenveen 32.5 Part of UnFilm Here Yes
3 07 May 2008 UnNews:Wikipedia Re-Labelled “Pornopedia” By Conservatives SysRq 37.5 Another (first one was deleted) UnNews, I saw the original story on Conservapedia and couldn't resist. This news story is currently being recorded has been recorded as an audio file by Heerenveen. Here Yes
4 10 May 2008 Gay marriage Heerenveen 33.8 This was a compleate re-write Here Not yet
5 18 June 2008 Insomnia #3 of July 08 Yettie U.U. 40.35 38.8 An Orian original that may actually be good. Liek wow! VFH! additionally one of the top 3 articles of July! (tied third place). Featured! 06 July 2008 Thanksplate Here Here Yes yes
6 11 July 2008 We Are Your Best Friend Heerenveen Gladstone 26.8 37.8 An Orian Original, Taken from my searing hatred of Amazon "We Recomend For You" e-mails. This needs some serious re-writing! Here Here Yup. basically
7 1 August 2008 Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet? BlueYonder 30.4 Best thing I ever wrote this quickly if not ever. Self Nomed. Please vote nicely Featured 31 August 2008 Thanksplate2 Here Done
8 2 August 2008 UnNews:Sheep on rooftop threatens to jump! Gladstone 35 2 articles in as many days! Christ! Here doing
9 25 August 2008 UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up) (QFA) VFH VFH N/A N/A A song, without music for now but I'm planning to Sissy said he'd do it do it. on vocals. Right, now forget you listened. Some prick nomminated this. Vote how ever you like QFA'd 11 March 2009, try again later. re-nommed! by Sissy vote nicely Failed! However it won The 2009 Uncyclopedia Music Awards I gave it another re-nom Failed! N/A N/A
10 08 September 2008 Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? #1 of September 08 #7 Article of 2008 Gerrycheevers 36.2 I just don't know how to describe this without employing the experssion "Similar to Insomnia yet compleatly different". Self Nomed. Please vote nicely Featured 13 September 2008 Thanksplate3 Holy christ 21 unapposed for votes! Additionally the number ONE top article of September 08! Tied SEVENTH place on Top 10 of 08!!! Here done
11 07 October 2008 Why?:Did I Decide to Audition for Big Brother? BlueYonder 27.5 Another Why? I seem to like them. This was featured on the Why? front page August 29th 09 - sometime, which is nice. I don't think there was a vote so it's not really that important Here Kinda
12 14 October 2008 Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane? Nachlader 38.5 With RT and RAHB on pictures 2 and 4 respectivley. Self Nomed. Please vote nicely Featured 17 November 2008 Thanksplate4 Here Not much to change.
13 02 February 2009 Neurotic (QFA) Tagstit 36 NOTHING LIKE INSOMNIA! Self nommed, please vote nicely QFA'd 11 March 2009, try again later. Re nommed by DrStrange Featured 26 March 2009 Thanksplate5 Here yup
14 12 April 2009 Why?:Don't You Get a Job? Under user 33.8 Not based on my life at all. No really, I don't drink. VFH'd!!! Please vote nicely! Featured 18 May 2009 Thanksplate8, wow, two features in the time this one was on VFH, not sure if that's a good or bad thing... Here yup
15 02 May 2009 HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle #1 of May 09 Tribbuca222 Gerrycheevers 34.5 41.2 Currently my favourite thing I've written. Nominated by Gerry, vote nicely! Featured 07 May 2009 Thanksplate6. The number ONE article of May 09! Yay! thanksplate6.5 Here Here none to take. Yup.
Collab 08 May 2009 UnBooks:Diary of a Monkey Lover (QFA) Nachlader 36.5 The first collaborative effort that I've actually finished, with Tags. Gotta wait for this aparently. On VFH, please vote nicely doesn't look like this will ever get featured :( It's on VFH again! Here Will do
16 11 May 2009 UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand! Tagstit 29 I'm uncertain about this. It might be excelent or really bad. We'll see. Sonje did the first picture. low score but it's whats said in the review that counts, plus I've had loads of positive feedback. Self-nommed please vote nicely Featured 14 May 2009 Thanksplate7 Here I'll say yes.
17 18 May 2009 Nursery Saberwolf116 37.5 Joshy returns. Think this does need some help before VFH but I'm pretty confident I'm onto something good. Again Sonje on the first picture (thanks VFH'D!!! Please vote nicely Sonje) Featured 27 May 2009 Thanksplate9 Here Done
18 18 May 2009 UnNews:Clip-on Ties Bring Safety to Schools Under user 35 First UnNews I've done in ages! doubt it's VFH but we'll see. Undergone a title change, FYI. Here yes. I think.
19 28 May 2009 Snow White Nameable Saberwolf116 Cajek 31.25 37 40.3 For Der Unwehr. Definitly need this peed though, I know it could be better. Got some good suggestions from pee! (2nd review) overall I kinda disagree, there is some stuff there I need to look at though. (3rd review) Ok so acording to Cajek, this is the best thing I've written. I'm not conviced personally but what do I matter? Nomminated by Cajek! , probably the best reception I've had at VFH since Featured 18 June 2009 Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?. still don't like it, though. thanksplate10 Here Here Here Yup. umm yes
20 04 June 2009 UnPoetia:Sonnet About Not Having a Muse N/A N/A I've decided to dedicate the month of June to doing things out of my style, and while this is first-person-narrative it's also a poem, which is different. I did the picture myself. N/A N/A
21 15 June 2009 Writing Gerrycheevers 36.5 Compleatly re-wrote this (will count for points in Der Unwehr!) Nomminated!!! Featured 23 June 2009 thanksplate11 Here Yup!
22 16 June 2009 UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 N/A N/A Something different again. Never finished a script before and already got some promising feedback. Sonje on the first picture! Sonje loved her picture so much she nommed the whole article! First article of mine to be featured without a review. Featured 05 July 2009 Thanksplate 12 Here N/A
23 22 June 2009 Left 4 Dead VFH Saberwolf116 32.5 Rewritten for Der Unwehr! Encyclopedic again. Wow that was a fast failure. Nomminated, but please vote against, I could make it alot better. Here will do.
24 23 June 2009 LazyTown Iwillkillyou333 40 Rewritten becuase what was there offended me greatly. Also Der Unwehr. Also Joshy's third article, would love to see this featured at some point. dream came true! Self nommed, please vote nicely Featured 16 July 2009 Thanksplate 14 Here yes.
25 28 June 2009 UnScripts:Trapped at Sea ChiefjusticeDS 45 Done in record time, I'm pretty impressed with it actually. Sonje nomminated it! 3rd feature in as many days! Go me! Featured 17 July 2009 Thanksplate 15 Here yup
26 30 June 2009 UnNews:Conservapedia is better than Wikipedia, Christian Announces Heerenveen 33.8 I like this. Conservapedia is where I get all my best UnNews ideas. Here yup
27 05 July 2009 UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden #1 of July 09 ChiefjusticeDS 45 I'm pretty confident this is great. Pee review confirms greatness, highest score ever. Also this is actually the first UnBook I've finished. nomination Featured 15 July 2009 Thanksplate 13. The number ONE top article of July 09, Thanksplate 13.5 Here Yeah.
28 31 July 2009 UnNews:Monsters of the World Now Immune To Christians ChiefjusticeDS 34 (Der Unwehr) This is ok, I believe, not great but none of my UnNewses are. Here will
Collab 04 August 2009 UnBooks:Daddy's New Wife - Philip ChiefjusticeDS 41 Collab with Nameable! He had this kicking around so I helped out. Here will
29 09 September 2009 Marble Madness FlameThrougher 33.5 (Der Unwehr) Probably crap but at least I've written something. Nomminated by Sonje! Featured 23 September 2009 Thanksplate 16 Here N/A
30 18 October 2009 UnRadio:Tricia Bellerose on Pirate FM VFH ChiefjusticeDS 41 I wrote this in four hours before the PLS deadline closed I can't imagine it winning but I can always go back and clean it up later. Self nommed, Poo Lit Runner up! (3rd Place)! please vote nicely Failed Here Doing
31 16 March 2010 UnNews:Footballer has sex with wife PuppyOnTheRadio 29.5 Confident this is rubbish, my UnNewses never fail to be. Still good to be back after a long hiatus. Here Doing.
32 12 December 2010 Captain Nimblestone ChiefjusticeDS 35 I'm liking this. A good way to make my return (for the umteenth time this year, I have a good feeling about this return though!). Here Doing
Below is a collection of my favorite non-mine articles that everyone should read (No particular order).