You decide to watch Pink Orphanage because The Ring proved that little girls are scary as fuck and oddly attractive – but mostly scary.
You sit down just in time to see the advert for the up coming movie Girls Getting Fucked by a Family of Native Americans in the Woods. Then the movie starts:
The scene is a Catholic Girls Orphanage filled with bastard “caregivers” as is shown in a slightly tasteless montage of abuse; forced praying, forced eating of horrible bread and drinking of cheap wine, forced fiddling with rosary beads and other forms of indoctrination. This helps you sympathise with the protagonist, a little blonde haired, blue eyed girl called Emily or something.