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The Gay Agenda is an infamous document, first committed to paper on February 2, 1983 by a (presumed) homosexual. It lived in obscurity until the internet became the place to vent personal grievances, to do lists and, of course, agendas. After the document became public it caused outrage among the socially conservative conservatives, who sometimes live in societies. A full transcript follows:
edit Gay Agenda (Feb 2 1983)
edit The Radical Gay Agenda
On March 1, 1999, the Committee for the protection of Heterosexuality (Muscle Men, Child-bearers and Well-Fit Lesbians), led by Larry Kramer exposed the radical gay agenda. This reformulation of the gay agenda has been described as “totally, like, gay and stuff” by equal rights advocates.
edit Radical Gay Agenda (Mar 1 1999)
edit The Fabulous Gay Agenda
The Fabulous Gay Agenda (also known as the "Vast Gay Conspiracy") was produced by the CONGPPWGT (Committee of Non-Gay People Preoccupied with Gay Things) on April 19, 1996 to commemorate the 1st anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombings. This agenda included:
The tenets of the Fabulous Gay Agenda were adopted quickly by liberals.
Followers of the Fabulous Gay Agenda came to worship comedian Paul Lynde, who was the "centre square" on the "popular" television show "Hollywood Squares". They came to worship all of Hollywood, believing it to be controlled by the Fantastic Gay Agenda. (Homosexuals had previously achieved high positions in the entertainment industry, but none were actual agents. Rather, they were freelance contractors of another gay sub-agenda.)
edit Agents of the Gay Agenda
Many seemingly normal figurines in history have been secret proponents of the gay agenda most notably Judy Garland who encouraged followers to "make the yuletide gay and follow the brick road and is evoked to this day in selected theatres.