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edit *RAPE*

UP TEH BOTTUM LOLOLOLOL Dead-kennedysFUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK!Dead-kennedys 04:51, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

I was thinking about raping you earlier today, but I thought it might be rude. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:08, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
It's never rude when it's coming from you two. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:28, 18 Dec
Nice image you got there. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:20, 19 December 2009
Ta. Thanks for making it show on RC so I could find it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:25, 19 Dec

edit Rape

Because I felt like it. Also, because your ass is so fucking hot. Also also, because you're dressed like a whore... you whore. And why does Jesus wear a wrist watch in that picture? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 16:45 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

Um.... You're a little late for the raping. And Jesus is wearing that watch because it was a gift from his gay lover Mohammed. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:48, 19 Dec
I rape you whenever I feel like it.. And why would Jesus take and wear a gift from a gay man? That would make Jesus gay, as well. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 16:50 • Saturday, 19-12-2009
Have you seen Jesus lately? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN16:54, 19 Dec
Who? SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 17:00 • Saturday, 19-12-2009
Gayjesus3
This guy. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:03, 19 Dec
Listen, Dude, I just wanted to break the ice.. Why don't we both put the religion shit aside, and do what we're here for; write decent humor. This means that you have to remove the offensive stuff, and kiss the reverend. If you don't want to, fine, you can just bow to him. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 17:13 • Saturday, 19-12-2009
Um, shut up? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:15, 19 Dec
Ok. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 17:16 • Saturday, 19-12-2009

edit That's Just Wrong!!!

Supergayjesus1
--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:01, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Fucking. LOL. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:03, 19 Dec

edit Drama

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:37, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

I thought that quote you had on an older talk page that degraded muslims, but was ok to write seeing as you didn't show a picture of Mohammed, would be quite good. But you can come up with a new one if you want, or none at all. It's up to you.

Article link here.

You are free to use my Muslim rant if you'd like. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:12, 23 Dec

edit Huh?

"time to offend another religion", Optimuschris said with bravery, "except when it comes to atheism because that would be heresy". Now why, why, why did you remove my contribution to the Christianity page? Was it to close to home? I thought it was uncalled for. I pulled it out of my ass, that is true, but I found the "satire" (or whatever) spot on. You removing it just proved my point. There I've said it. Face!

edit UnSignpost Delivery! - December something!

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:39, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

DRtok
Ve haff rekorded your viße decision to pürchase der Mutter - Mein Endlosung collectible doll und are überjoyed to be able to inform you dat as a reßült you haff earned der gratitude of der Party.

edit Looks like you've got quite the talk page going

Jack Black & Elmo

Thanks For Buying Our Book!
Me and Elmo take bodily functions seriously and If you enjoyed Menstruation: A Guide For Men, be sure to check out these other books in our series:
Why Is There Blood In My Toilet? BOOGER! (With Oscar The Grouch)

Go piss somebody off or something, we might have to VFH this page if it gets good.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:53, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

edit Stunned

I admit I am hugely surprised you have nominated me as Uncyclopedian of the Month! Doesn't this only happen when you offer free cakes? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:17, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Nah, I meant it. I may not always agree with your voting habits, but you're a dilligent worker and you've got a good attitude. I figure that's worth at least a nom. Good luck mate. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:22, 2 Jan
Double ditto to you both. Thankies for the nom Opty. I appreciate being appreciated. And Romartus, I've always wondered this myself. I question your votes as well, but I always find you a very good writer, and you often make me laugh. Why not write more? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 23:05, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks for the commendation. RL does interfere a bit as regards working on this site though I have added/advised to other writer's work here (e.g. Zana Dark's Frida Kahlo article).--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:47, January 5, 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I know. I remember you rewriting a section in my Autobiography of Jesus book, and it made me laugh pretty good. Just sayin' you should try working out with your writing more. You have some talent. Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 19:36, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

edit Blwyddyn Newydd Dda!

That's Happy New Year to you Anglo types. Don't know if you're as familiar with Star Trek as you seemed to be with Dr Who but if so you may (or may not) enjoy this Dr Spock's “The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care”.

Thanks for the WOTY vote btw --Sog1970 22:53, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Aye, I was keeping an eye on that while it was still in your user space. If it doesn't get nommed on VFH soon, I'll do it myself. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:05, 5 Jan
Thanks for the nom. It got a lukewarm review, but I think it probably benefited from it since that made me look at it again. Don't suppose you've ever seen Gangs of New York? (I'm so ashamed of being such a whore.) --Sog1970 22:10, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
I hated that movie, so I hope you trashed it real good ;) I'll take a look at it in a bit. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:17, 8 Jan

edit Go Baby Go! Faster! Harder! Go!

Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome To Violence

...the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!....................................................


God I love this movie. --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  16:01, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

8===========D~ ~ ~ ~O:


And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 18:55, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Best used in the Bedroom

Congratulations
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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Who knew butter could be so tasteless.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:19, 8 January 2010

edit Advanced Study Program

DON'T FORGET TO STUDY THESE MOVIES TOO!


There's just so many more movies I could refer to, it's sick. I decided to re-watch the MST3K for "King Dinosaur" and those guys were so cheap that they didn't even bother to give the Monitor Lizard or Iguana any form of costume and referred to the Iguana as being related to T-Rex.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:41, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit Templates Are Also Like Terrorists!

Mussolini&Hitler1
HITLER AND MUSSOLINI INVADED COUNTRIES

THANK YOU TEMPLATES INVADE TALK PAGES

TEMPLATES ARE LIKE HITLER AND MUSSOLINI

A vote "For" an article on VFH is a vote "For" Hitler and Mussolini!!
Swastika rotating


You're either with us......or with the terrorists!! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:33, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Take That Shakespeare!

InterrogationThanks


Maybe Bormann has a copy of the Qur'an in his desk! --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:28, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Thanks, didn't know that. Darn, a perfect place for it. I see you've got Gay Jesus, I've been thinking of nominating the article sometime later this month, once the DrStrange frenzy dies down. Has it ever been nommed? Thanks again, Aleister in Chains Ides of January Eve, MMX

No problem. References to specific Uncyclopedians are always frowned on. As far as Gay Jesus, I can't say I've ever read it as I generally hate all of the Jesus articles. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:44, 14 Jan
Jesus! You've never read Gay Jesus? That's all the more reason to nominate it, for people who haven't seen/read it. Don't accept substitute Jesus articles, check out Gay Jesus. Gay Judas 5 servings a day, MMX

edit Obama

I don't see what's wrong with my contributions. --FakeInfo 21:33, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

Seriously? You think a crap photoshopped picture and an "Obama Hussein LOLLOLOLL!!111!" joke is funny? Read HTBFANJS please. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:36, 16 Jan

edit ADMINISTRATOR MORDILLO

Oh, sorry, wrong page. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:38, January 16, 2010 (UTC)

LOL. That's MASTER ADMINISTRATOR MORDILLO, mister. Don't forget to put it in bold letters either. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:39, 16 Jan

edit UnSignpost January several-days-agoth

I swore I'd never hand-deliver this again. Here it is. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:30, Jan 18

edit UnSignpost 21th January 2009

Also, it's MrN9000's mum's 60th birthday! 9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 17:37, Jan 21

edit Sup

Hey, it's up to you, but I'd suggest you change your vote on the Mohammedlickingsausage VFP, per my comment there. Don't let those bastards win. -- controversial Ape (fart) (Riot Porn) 02:38, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit There

I hope you're happy. Don't let the bastards win.

Plunger This user wields a plunger and can rollback your crap anytime, anywhere, anyhow baby.


~Jewriken.GIF 08:54, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

I do my best, but the bastards are wearing me down. Thanks for the plunger, but I'm not sure how I'm feeling about editing here right now. I'm frustrated as hell with banging my head against the wall for no apparent reason. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:43, 22 Jan
Eh? Did I miss something? Are you on IRC later on? Uncle Dillo will sooth your pain. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:16, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
I'm just disgusted with the latest example of asshats bullying a user into changing their article into something bland for the sake of not being "offensive". This isn't the Uncyclopedia I joined, and I'm frustrated because there doesn't appear to be any way for me to reverse this trend. I dunno, it just doesn't feel right to me. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:20, 22 Jan
Let's talk about it over IRC later, if you get the time. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:23, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
I probably won't have time for about four hours, but I would like to talk to you if you'll still be around. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:30, 22 Jan
Give it a try. If not, I'll try to catch you during the weekend. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:09, January 22, 2010 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization Update

As Transformers was moved to main space, the list of contributors is due to be updated. But according to Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization/The Big Board, "Tagstit, SysRq, and Gerry are the only ones who need to be editing this template." Gerrycheevers last contribution was on 25 November 2009, SysRq's on 14 July 2009, and Tagstit's on 24 August 2009. This means its not very likely to get updated, and the already deathly ill IC will likely pass away.

The list of those who contributed is below (not all of these are signed up for IC, and one of these only contribution was a revert, so I don't know if that counts):

Miley Spears

Bad Shroom

Why do I need to provide this?

Optimuschris

Colin "All your base" Heaney

Matt lobster

Sockpuppet of an unregistered user

Maniac1075

Greennight

Evilgidgit

Glopso360

Joe9320

Aladdin Sane

Joe9320

Zana Dark

YF-23Pilot

Happytimes

Iwillkillyou333

Bulletformyvalentine1

Krigo

UnwiseOwl

Simsilikesims

Do you think the list could be updated in spite of the warning, as the ones listed aren't currently active? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:47, January 23, 2010 (UTC)

Sure. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN14:10, 23 Jan
Cool. I don't mind updating the list, but you've been active on IC a whole lot longer than I have. Let me know if you'd like me to do it, or if you'd prefer to do it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:55, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
All yours dude, I'm done with IC for the moment. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:59, 23 Jan
All right. Just to cover my ass, I'll let MrN9000 know before I do it, and will put a note that you agreed with me doing it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:11, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
MrN9000 posted a response here. As you are way more experienced in IC than I am, I'd like your opinion before I make any decision. I know you said you're done with IC for right now, but if you'd like to work to revive it, I would support that. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:35, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, I guess I wasn't paying enough attention to your note. You already said you're done with it for the moment. So I'm going to work on it. If you change your mind, let me know! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:20, January 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit Semi-official Imperial Colonization

For once, a short note from me. I'm apparently now running Imperial Colonization. I plan to open it up for nominations for the next colonization on Sunday, 31 January 2010, so will make an official announcement then. In the meantime, I've made some changes, and would love suggestions (see Uncyclopedia:Imperial Colonization and User:Why do I need to provide this?/Imperial Colonization). Thanks for any help you can give me! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:51, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit Congratulations Imperial Colonization Rear Admiral Optimuschris


You've participated in 10 colonizations so be proud of your new rank! Go forth and colonize those natives! And if they don't salute you, kick them! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:42, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit War on Drugs

Not averse to polishing the article as you've suggested. Not sure why my brother insists on nominating things before thy're entirely finished. That's what brothers are for, I suppose. Thing is, I have no idea what's missing from it. --Sog1970 08:25, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

I'mthedaddy is your real life brother?! Weird.. FreddCan Shredd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 11:09 • Wednesday, 27-01-2010
I think I was adaopted. --Sog1970 11:36, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
Adopted, even. Anyway, you're meant to be studying. Get back to your room and eat up the little books.--Sog1970 14:21, January 27, 2010 (UTC)

Mainly my concern is the formatting. The concept in this case would be well served by a proper "wikipedian" look. I also think it could use a closing section to tie everything together. As far as specific writing tips, I have none for you. You're a far better writer than I'll ever be. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN17:29, 27 Jan

Somebody else said something about Wikipedia formatting but I honestly don't know what you mean, otherwise I'd change it. How would wikipedia do it differently? Really, tell me and I'll do it - though I'm not brilliant at the formatting bit, having basically taught myself the little I know. --Sog1970 20:47, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
Well, basically just set up your page to look more like a Wiki page. Take a look at a few wiki pages to get an idea. The headers and such don't quite look right, though like you I'm no wizard with it either.  :D Actually, the guy you should probably ask is Sycamore, he seems to know his shit when it comes to formatting Wiki-style. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:58, 27 Jan
I checked a couple. They all use == Title== for the headers as well. I've split the sections, however, that seems to make it look a bit more wikipedia-like. I'll try to think of some shit to finish it with. Any ideas are welcome - I'm running out of drugs. Actually, I haven't done LSD - not in the last 24 hours, anyway. --Sog1970 21:11, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
I've given it a closing section. I'm really not whoring for a change of vote, just an opinion if you think it works better. --Sog1970 22:42, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
Good call about Sycamore, by the way, he's busily doing something to it as I type. --Sog1970 18:28, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

How do I get a chance to edit Deathcore?- Eversincethewar

edit UnSignpost 28th January 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:56, Jan 28

How do I get a chance to edit Deathcore before it gets deleted?

edit Link made

Thanks for the vote, and the link has been made. The link has improved the page by at least 40%, so now it is 'very good'. Pizza and beer. Aleister in Wonderland 9:16 28 Jan. MMX

edit Some failed rape attempts.

edit Raeped the page

Just thought I'd tell you that even the summaries of your minor edits make me laugh out loud. --Matfen 00:24, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

edit RAEP

YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS THE BALL LICKER. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:44, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

NO U! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:45, 29 Jan
Damn... this is confusing! Pup
NO U! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:11, 29 January 2010

edit RAPE!

I've been here five months, and this is the first time I got to rape a user's talk page. HA HA! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:25, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

That doesn't count, my talk page was asking for it. The little slut. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:31, 6 Feb

edit Fuck you, cunt

I'm better than you. --guido 19:51, January 29, 2010 (UTC)

Well, obviously. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:03, 29 Jan

edit ATTENTION COLONIZER

Duty Calls! Imperial Colonization has been commandeered! With a shiny new, waterproof coat, we're heading out to sea once again. We need you for our next colonization. You have one week to nominate or vote from right now, Sunday the 31st of January 2010, to Saturday the 6th of February 2010. (See Protocol for how to nominate an article for Colonization. And remember, if you vote for an article that means you intend to help colonize it.) Then starting Sunday, 7 February 2010, we will start colonizing another savage land (i.e., improving whichever article gets the most votes). Come on board and vote or nom now, to the glory of Her Majesty!

EXTRA: Our most recent colonization, Transformers, has just been Pee Reviewed. If you're interested in making improvements, please check out the article and the review. With a little work, we may have another glorious Feature article! Wouldn't that be just spiffy? And remember, if you participate and this does get featured, you get one half feature credit!

For the Glory of Her Majesty and by Order of your Fearful Fearless Leader, WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:27, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry for putting this on your user page, but your talk page is off limits for some reason). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:27, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hey

Do you like my signature?... --{{SUBST:User:Silent civilian/Firma2}} 21:14, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

Shit, wait it doesn't succes... u.u

Sooo...--Hopelessly Devoted To You... ¡¡¡Silent civilian!!! 21:21, January 30, 2010 (UTC) Yeep it works succesfully...

Sorry was my mistake in the "F".... --Hopelessly Devoted To You... ¡¡¡Silent civilian!!! 21:21, January 30, 2010 (UTC)
It makes me happy in my pants. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:26, 30 Jan
O.O --Hopelessly Devoted To You... ¡¡¡Silent civilian!!! 21:27, January 30, 2010 (UTC)

edit The real reason I'm here

I just finished reading through all the archives for IC talk. I wanted to let you know that, while you and I have butted heads a time or two in the past, I was impressed with your comments and ideas in Uncyclopedia_talk:Imperial_Colonization/4. I think I have a better feel for IC, partially because of what you wrote. Thanks. (And a note to any other IC commenter who reads this--this doesn't mean I didn't like your comments. But I probably already told you I got something useful from you. Don't expect me to mention everything all you people did, you attention whores). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:33, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

edit Caught you deleting quotes section... You little nihilist!

Optimuschris, why did you took the time to delete the whole "quote" section of the page on the Internet??? Got a problem with Soviet Russian reversal... or it has a problem with YOU!? I thought that one is very appropriate, compared to the tons of Russian Reversal quotes that aren't really funny. (christhi) February 4, 2010

I can assure you he's not "little". MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:24, Feb 4
Except where it counts, amirite? Meh, nothing matters anyway. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:47, 4 Feb
By that Mr OptyC means... Hea, if you really care, add it back... He's a bit of a hatchet man you see. He likes to swing his big chopper around. Duck! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:22, Feb 4

Ahhh... what can't we do here with too much time and a keyboard in our hands. (Christhi)

edit Just about this...

I like this article - not as a featureable thingy but just as I found the whole stealing intellectual copyright from a parody source a ludicrous concept, and I used the self reference as I felt the humour would be more effective if I used a parody of a recognisable thing as one of the elements. The assumption here is that people who are reading an article on Uncyclopedia would find the parody of Uncyclopedia more approachable than a parody of College humour or Mad TV, to site the two real life examples that I've used. Is there anything that you feel could be added to this in order to improve it? (Other than more talk archive 8 references of course.) Pup

You misunderstand me my friend. It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I'm just really uncomfortable referencing specific Uncyc members is all. If I had come across this randomly I would have automatically removed them. Since it's on VFH I left it alone. If you fixed that, I'd probably vote for. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:23, 5 Feb

edit You are a winner.

To make matters worse, no one is going to feel sorry for J.Lo at all because David is back. --monika 07:57, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit ATTENTION COLONIZERS: WE ARE RECREATING CREATIONISM

The Bible says God created the world in six days by himself--our crew of talented colonizers can surely recreate an article in a week and a half! Remember, any Colonizer is welcome to work on our current project, which is the Creationism article. But before you begin, check "READ THIS FIRST" at the top. From Sunday, 7 February to Wednesday, 10 February 2010, a hearty crew of brave colonizers plotted a strong course for the article by consensus. We have the beginning of a great colonization, so go forth and colonize to the glory of Her Majesty!

Special Note for Lobsterbacks (i.e. those who signed up but haven't yet worked on a successful colonization). We plan to keep your name on the honored membership list if you make worthwhile contribution to the article or other parts of Imperial Colonization between 31 January 2010 and the end of this project. If your name is removed from the list, you are welcome to reapply when you plan to become active. Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  05:04, February 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 11th February 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 13:03, Feb 11

Hathaway5
I've got to find a way to really thank you for letting me look out from the front page for two days. You see that boy with Jesus? He's an amateur. Come on down here and meet a pro.

edit UnSignpost 18th February 2010

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 23:37, Feb 18

edit A note to myself

Portal:Games/Uncyclopedia Games aka Game:Main Page Go here and try to find some games that aren't shit. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Optimuschris (talk • contribs)

Ignore that man. He's talking nonsense. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 00:26, Feb 19
He's obviously retarded. He can't even link properly. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:27, 19 Feb

Try this one, jackass! Better?

Yes. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Your Mum (talk • contribs)
My game will be super awesome not shit when I get around to making it. So there! Phptpthhh!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  19 Feb 2010 ~ 04:13 (UTC)

Next: Game:The Random Game. A random selection of the subpages of this "game" has confirmed my suspicion that it is also shit. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:16, 20 Feb

And a quick check of VFD confirms that I've already nommed it. I thought it looked familiar. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:19, 20 Feb
Ignore that man. He's talking nonsense. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:51, Feb 20

This link may come in handy. As well as this one -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:27, 20 Feb

Also, keep an eye on these pages: Game:Zork WTF and Game:Zork6. Make sure the ICU tags aren't removed. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:31, 20 Feb

edit Hey OptyC

Hey OptyC, I heard you suck. Care to comment on this obviously slanderous attack? Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 21:10, February 19, 2010 (UTC)

Who said that? I'll fucking KILL them! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:58, 19 Feb
I have. You wanna take it outside? ~Jewriken.GIF 22:03, February 19, 2010 (UTC)
No. It's a personal rule of mine to never fight a Jew. I'm told they don't fight dirty. If I'm not gonna get kicked in the balls, then where's the fun? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:06, 19 Feb
Hey, I'm not Jewish. So, I'll fight both of you. At the same time. Mano-a-Mano/Mano. I say we set this on pay-per-view, and make a little cash for you two to go along with your embarrassing, embarrassing beatdown at the hands of the most handsome and manly uncyclopedia has to offer. It's a date! Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 06:12, February 20, 2010 (UTC)
Ugh! I'm pretty sure I don't want to watch a man date on pay-per-view.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  21 Feb 2010 ~ 08:23 (UTC)

edit PEE request

Hey boss. Given your elevation to the God of games, I'd like you to do a PEE request for me - assuming you have the time. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:PuppyOnTheRadio/aitd, which is a fairly long and involved set of pages, needs to be reviewed before I publish it to the Games space. I'd appreciate your thoughts, as you appear to be the second most critical person on any Uncyc games.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 22:31, 25/02/2010

I'd be more than happy to do a PEE for you, but I can't make any promises asa to when I'll have the time to go through the whole thing and give an in-depth review. So if you get impatient, I won't be offended if you go to somebody else. I'll give you my initial impression right now though, just to set your mind at ease a bit. I really REALLY like the approach you've taken with the images. I clicked a couple links into it and got to this page and stopped there. I'm assuming that is meant to look like a map? It needs some work there I think. But overall, as long as you keep it funny (which you have so far from what I can see) I think this would be a fine addition to the games. Its original and definitely not crap. :) Keep it up and you might even end up with a featured game! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:40, 25 Feb
Okay, I clicked a bit further into it. Is that going to be the gimmick? That no matter what you do, you're stuck in a pitch black room Alone. In the Dark? Or do you plan to expand it further? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:46, 25 Feb
That's it. It is an unwinnable game, and the ongoing joke as it were is in the text that pops up in the information panel. It's based on the 1992 Alone in the dark which was the pre-cursor to the current one. The idea is not that you are winning a game, but that you see the odd thoughts that people get when they are alone. In the dark. Also there is an element of repetition that helps it along, while you are alone. In et al. Let me guess - you like the intro but the game itself doesn't thrill you?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 22:51, 25/02/2010
No, I like the concept just fine. The main problem I forsee is the temptation to make it too long. It's funny, but it'll wear thin after a not so long time. I lolled when it dawned on me that I was always going to be Alone. In the Dark.  :D -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN22:55, 25 Feb
That being said, if you make it too short, there won't be enough time to fully develop your joke. You're going to have to find a nice balance, and I think that may end up being one of the more difficult aspects to making this game. Good luck! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN23:03, 25 Feb

edit Any thoughts on this

Probably the most newsworthy thing around that I've seen so far.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 02:31, 26/02/2010

Needs more salt. Other than that it tastes pretty good.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  26 Feb 2010 ~ 05:31 (UTC)

edit UOTM

By you going around and throwing that fucking award all over the place, you're not only throwing to garbage the value of this award, you're also pissing on everyone who voted for you. You got 15 votes, you won it fair and square, now grow the fuck up! We voted for you because of who you are, and if you claim that I voted for you because of IRC I'll be happy to ban your ass and piss on your grave. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:39, February 26, 2010 (UTC)

I know you did no such thing, but I can see several other names on that ballot that I can't say the same about. Sorry if I offended you. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:42, 26 Feb
Stop being an idiot, you idiot! I'm doing dramatic exaggeration! ~Jewriken.GIF 21:53, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
I'm happy to ban his grave an piss on his ass if that helps? MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 22:06, Feb 26

Dude, Opty, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but you don't have to. And if the template at the top of this page is to be believed, I wish you luck in all your non-Uncyclopedia endeavors. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 03:07, February 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit Dude

You deserved that UotM. Really. You're doing all kinds of maintenance and other great stuff with the site. You even got more featured articles than me. Alright, that last bit is hardly relevant. But really dude, you deserved that award back then and now still. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:43, 26 February 2010

Giving decent life and fluidity in the society of Village Dump deserves an award as good as UotM, IMO. I find it means you're far more sociable and it livens up the monotony of other parts of the site. --nldr 22:52, February 26, 2010 (UTC)
I'd like to add that you shouldn't retire over something like this. Think about this: If you asked a bunch of the active users "Does OptyC deserve a UOTM?" I'm sure the overwhelming majorirty would be yes. Also, I'd like to add, you're a longtime member with many featured articles and the community(And Uncyclopedia in general) would hate to see you gone. So, please, don't leave over this. A noob who has no right to comment about this due to his total noobness
A vote for Guildy is a vote for OptyC!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 02:17, 27/02/2010

edit UnSignpost 25th February 2010 (It's not late your mum is)

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